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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck
Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!
Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)
Base Deck!
Black Cards
- Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
- Alys enjoys chewing on _
- Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
- When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
- Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
- What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
- Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
- Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
- Constantin has a burning hatred of _
- In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
- Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
- Let _ Say _
- How did Straw die this time?
- The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
- What's making Verax so mad?
- _ is the next media arc
- Noir turned _ into a _.
- Mimmy is currently reading _.
- Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
- Ren made _ for _.
- With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
- Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
- Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
- _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
- Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
- Maria went on a dig and found _.
- Why's Lane depressed again?
- Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
- DAMMIT, _!
- Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
- Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
- Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
- IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
- D!Posted about _.
- Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
- Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
- _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
- Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
- There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
- SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
- The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
- _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
- Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
- Does anyone even care about _?
- Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
- MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
- A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
- The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
- The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
- For the love of _, stop tempting _!
- Speak of _ and find them in _
White Cards
- Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
- The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
- Lazarus
- MissingNo
- The grievous misuse of Auric powers
- The delicious taste of Abel's soul
- A sweat inducing "training" session
- The TOASTER
- Joseph's former hair color
- A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
- A bloody stiletto
- A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
- A very confused Dune
- A drunken Sabaku
- Edge
- Playing Chess
- Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
- Riding Tagg's Salamence
- Stupid Sexy Diane
- A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
- Eating delicious pastry
- Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
- A raunchy Truth or Dare night
- Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
- Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
- Constantin
- Stupid Sexy Salvador
- One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
- A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
- Love Seat
- The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
- A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
- A kick to the dick from Samantha.
- The Very Bad Thing
- The Gamefreak Spy
- The time when Psychay was a thing
- Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
- Hot Wax
- Zeal's Eye Growing Back
- MGMT singing Rosepoint
- Lesbianism
- The Ghost Lord
- Munn's Robot Arms™
- Beedrills?
- Designer Superhero Costumes
- Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
- Shipping Wars
- Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
- Dank memes
- Slouch
- Jacob doing a hero pose all night
- Hikari's sexy pose!
- An archive binge of WAAPT
- The ever-present option to dance
- The Genderswap Amulet
- The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
- A chatroom ghost from days of old
- Bittersweet's iPhone
- Solana's Tendrils
- NAPOLEON
- Smoking Dog Treats
- MURDER
- Senshi's masculinity.
- Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
- The inevitable PC named Beri
- Spooky Scary Skeletons
- Aimless bumbling about
- An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
- General White
- The Silly Pidgey
- Auric Chains being used for bondage.
- The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
- Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
- Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
- The Problematic Fave
- Stealth Rocks
- Spagposting
- Prewriting
- A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
- An expy of an expy
- Too many universes
- Having a bad time
- All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
- Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
- Spoopy ghosty punkins
- A shockingly large collection of vinyls
- Banished to the ghost realm
- Intense power bottom
- Handmaiden
- Retired characters
- Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
- Straw dying, again
- From Space With Love
- Shitposting for five hours
- A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
- THE FANBASE
- Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
- Constantin's racism
- Cool Clothes
- [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
- Tinpthed
- Excessive use of emoticons
- Those darn futurekids
Expansion Packs!
Black Card Expansions
- Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
- Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
- Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
- But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
- The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting her money on a commission of is _.
- *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
- Mew "helped" _ by _
- _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.
White Card Expansions
- Jacob's srs face
- Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
- A Purrloinsparce
- A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
- The Bagel Hour
- Tracer's Law
- The Greninja Squad
- Fancy hats
- Tackling someone to assert your dominance
- The Amarin twins, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
- Levi wearing Levi's
- The Chainsaw Death Scythe
- Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
- J-Con 2020
- Lina's left hook
- STRAYLOOOOOOR
- Ghost swords
- Unusually colored kidneys
- Time shenanigans
- Poor, poor Boatman
- The Creepy Shadow Plushie
- One of the thousand different Lilys
- Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
- An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
Individual Name White Card Decks
(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)
Author Avatars
(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)
- Tagg
- Umbra
- Eskay
- Psyche
- Crow
- Zeal
- Mezzo
- Dune
- Straw
- Crewe
- Verax
- DS
- Tangent
- Silent
- Tracer
- Gamer
- Meddler
- Jane
- Luke
- Pentigan
- Blitz
- Keys
- Rex
- OuRex
- Wolf
Authors
(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)
- Skyzerk
- Beri
- FullMoon
- Dogs
- everydunsparce
- Bittersweet
- Morpheus
- Sixth
- Herbert
- Quarter
- Bacon
J-Team
(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)
- Deziree
- Solana
- Salvador
- Lina
- Ammy
- Arika
- Nico
- Robin
- Sarah
- Vierr
- Diane
- Skye
- Alyssa
- Teresa
- Lucius
- Lillianna
- Maggie
- Hajime
- Lanie
- Savannah
- Jacob
- Joseph
- Munn
- Samantha
- Mimmy
- Forte
- Pianis
- Fortis
- Noelle
- Ever
- Amanita
- Brie
- Elise
- Ren
- Sakura
- Lyuri
- Duke
- Hikari
Villains
(Characters known primarily for being villains)
- Deskman
- Bonfire
- Noir
- Coyote
- Echo
- Constantin
- Maria von Boehm
- Lex
- Odin
- Silvio
- Iulianus
- Boatman
- Penumbra
- Kirsten
- Alys
- Titan
- Deimos
- Aelia
- Allen
- Marcus Rothschild
- Liú
- Esprit
- Taylor
- Jenna Crescendo
- Lily Crescendo
NPCs
(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)
- Doradan
- Ellen
- Levi
- Santiago
- Vyvyan
- Yvonne
Pokemon
(Prominent or notorious Pokemon characters)
- Salamence the Altaria
- Doc
- Iron Marrow
- Shaka
- Snowman
- Mew Prime
- Starkeeper
- Chrome
- Gogie
- Finn
- Sundancer
- Chum
- Connie
- Gui
- Regina
- Argentum
- Phlegethon
- Felis
- Sunny
- Lakitu
- Shadow
- Diesel
- Breeze
- Ephemera
- Letter
- Emperor
- MGMT
- Spectrum