Cuddles (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Tia Ballard as Happy from Fairy Tail.

Hello~? Is anybody here?

...Oh, hello there! I didn't see you at first! My name's Cuddles; do you want a hug?

...You do?! Yay! I love giving hugs to people~

(Cuddles promptly hugs you. He is very soft and warm. Please hug your favorite stuffed animal if you would like to know what Cuddles feels like)

Awwww...! I already love yoooouuuuu~~

Oh! By the way, would you like a cookie, too? I have tons of chocolate chip cookies and I carry them wherever I go... want one?

Okay, then! Here you go! (Cuddles gives you a cookie) So... why are you here? Lenny told me that there has been a "massive influx of pages lately"... I don't know what an "influx" is, but... What's that? You want to learn more about me...? Awwww~! Okay, then! You can eat your cookie, and I'll tell you what I know. How does that sound?

Good? Okay! So, like I said before, my name's Cuddles, and I'm Leonard Braker's Galvantula.