Kamon/Mindscape

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Kamon's Mindscape is a Water-type symbol-shaped continent.

Description

This Mindscape is a massive desert, beautiful in its severe and sloping dunes and curious sedimentary monoliths, but totally lacking in signs of life beyond its Aspects. It is perpetually drowned in the early darkness of a full moon night. This land somehow feels both ancient and young simultaneously.

Beyond the shores lies a great jewel of a salty sea, which glints multi-faceted sapphire in the endless moonlight. Barely-visible things can be seen moving beneath the surface, but are not yet ready to reveal themselves.

Aspects

Rather than a few distinct individuals, Kamon's Aspects are a shimmering cast of thousands known collectively as the Dramatis Personae, all with their own styles and quirks based on all of his traits. His memories of every person he has ever met are represented in particular Aspects who cosplay and act like the people in question. Even the Pokemon he has met are acted out by gijinka Kamons. They worship the Method and stay in character all the time, conjuring props and scenery out of thin air. Some performances are more well-rounded than others, depending on how well he knows a person.

What do the Dramatis Personae do all day? Act, of course. The mindscape is a 24/7 television show, or perhaps movie, filmed at all times and watched voraciously by even more Aspects who function as casual viewers, fans, and critics. The Kamon Show is directed by Tywysog Camyn and his co-producers, who function as a circle of advisors to their ruler.

Notable Aspects

  • Chainsmoker Kamon: Evolves into Carcinogenic Kamon at level 54.
  • Leisure Suit Kamon: Hits on everyone. Has a 100% success rate... with other Kamons.
  • Eggsy Kamon: A suave, yet down-to-earth Kamon always bedecked in tailored suits and snapbacks. Responsible for 95% of the Dramatis Personae's skill with firearms.
  • Vampire Kamon: A bitter representation of Kamon's lifelong failure to score a role as a vampire in anything.
  • Coke Fiend Kamon: This jittery Kamon never stops horrifying his friends with disturbingly moist pitches for avant-garde indie films.
  • PoKamon: Looks like he was drawn by Ken Sugimori in the 90s. Much watercolor. So cartoon.
  • Noble Scion Kamon: This old-fashioned but stylish Kamon stalks the dunes, trick weapon and blunderbuss akimbo, searching for something unspeakable.
  • Rockstar Kamon: Not to be confused with Rockstar Wannabe Kamon.
  • Glitch Kamon: &&&&&%%%aaafyouthiefwhathavei==31919 ragE19191lovelovey ouhydro##2gggggggseETRE &&$$!!$$$$$$$$!
  • Badly Dressed Kamon: Clearly the most heinous Kamon.
  • Tywysog Camyn: This Kamon bosses everyone around with a film director's confidence, entirely in [Welsh].
  • Off The Grid Kamon: A gritty Aspect who embodies Kamon's secret dream of shunning society and getting some peace and quiet for once. Smells a bit.
  • Adolescent Kamon: Adorable in his buttoned-up boarding school uniform and resentful glare.
  • Wobbuffet Hater Kamon: A Kamon who runs screaming at the sight of Wobbuffets.
  • Desperate Kamon: Love me, love me, say that you love me...
  • SCP Kamon: Appeared after a rehearsal of The Hanged King. He's always there in the corner of your eye.
  • Hungover Kamon: A feeble Kamon with bloodshot eyes and the mother of all headaches.
  • Drago Kamon: This Kamon has a convenient flying broomstick, and a neat green-and-silver tie.
  • Imperapic Kamon: This popular and influential Kamon is constantly snapping pictures of everything and everyone and uploading them on social media.
  • Alola Kamon: The designated Beach Episode guy. Forbidden from wearing Speedos.
  • The Kamonest Kamon: Or so his followers claim him to be.
  • Improv Kamon: Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
  • Kameron Diaz: Is a Mindscape truly complete without drag?
  • J-Team Fan Kamon: One of the newer Aspects.
  • Rockstar Wannabe Kamon: This Kamon really, really, really wants to be Matt Bellamy.
  • Meta Kamon: An oddly prudish Kamon with a bizarre fondness for writing, surf rock, muenster cheese, and cats, whatever those are.
  • Reverse Mermaid Kamon: Glub glub.
  • Witness Kamon: Saw something horrible years ago and has been catatonic ever since.
  • Democratic Kamon: This Kamon is an emissary of the False Prophet who worships the Dome Fossil, the bringer of order and stability.
  • Silas Kamon: El Toro Fuerte NEVER removes his mask!
  • Kevin Kamon: Has multiple personalities and superhuman abilities as per his role in the movie Dissociated.
  • Cringe Kamon: An oft-ignored Aspect.
  • Prematurely Gray Kamon: This Kamon would like Time to please STOP.
  • Fey Kamon: Whom thus recover'd by wise Patience and trew Repentaunce they to Una brought: Who joyous of his cured conscience, him dearely kist, and fairely eke besought himselfe to chearish, and consuming thought to put away out of his carefull brest.
  • nomaK: nomaK isn't real, he can't hurt you
  • Red Carpet Kamon: This Kamon basks in the adulation of his many fans. And never takes off his sunglasses.
  • Pokemon Trainer Kamon: Would like to battle.
  • Bearded Kamon: Literally just a Kamon with a full beard.
  • Haute Couture Kamon: Would look wildly out-of-place anywhere but Kamon's Mindscape, where inconvenient clothing is nearly the norm.