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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck

Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!

Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)

Character Whitecard Deck! (PYX code ERXKH)

Base deck for Tabletop Simulator

Base Deck!

Black Cards

  1. Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
  2. Alys enjoys chewing on _
  3. Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
  4. When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
  5. Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
  6. What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
  7. Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
  8. Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
  9. Constantin has a burning hatred of _
  10. In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
  11. Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
  12. Let _ Say _
  13. How did Straw die this time?
  14. The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
  15. What's making Verax so mad?
  16. _ is the next media arc
  17. Noir turned _ into a _.
  18. Mimmy is currently reading _.
  19. Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
  20. Ren made _ for _.
  21. With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
  22. Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
  23. Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
  24. _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
  25. Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
  26. Maria went on a dig and found _.
  27. Why's Lane depressed again?
  28. Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
  29. DAMMIT, _!
  30. Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
  31. Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
  32. Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
  33. IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
  34. D!Posted about _.
  35. Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
  36. Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
  37. _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
  38. Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
  39. There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
  40. SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
  41. The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
  42. _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
  43. Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
  44. Does anyone even care about _?
  45. Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
  46. MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
  47. A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
  48. The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
  49. The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
  50. For the love of _, stop tempting _!
  51. Speak of _ and find them in _

White Cards

  1. Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
  2. The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
  3. Lazarus
  4. MissingNo
  5. The grievous misuse of Auric powers
  6. The delicious taste of Abel's soul
  7. A sweat inducing "training" session
  8. The TOASTER
  9. Joseph's former hair color
  10. A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
  11. A bloody stiletto
  12. A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
  13. A very confused Dune
  14. A drunken Sabaku
  15. Edge
  16. Playing Chess
  17. Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
  18. Riding Tagg's Salamence
  19. Stupid Sexy Diane
  20. A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
  21. Eating delicious pastry
  22. Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
  23. A raunchy Truth or Dare night
  24. Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
  25. Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
  26. Constantin
  27. Stupid Sexy Salvador
  28. One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
  29. A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
  30. Love Seat
  31. The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
  32. A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
  33. A kick to the dick from Samantha.
  34. The Very Bad Thing
  35. The Gamefreak Spy
  36. The time when Psychay was a thing
  37. Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
  38. Hot Wax
  39. Zeal's Eye Growing Back
  40. MGMT singing Rosepoint
  41. Lesbianism
  42. The Ghost Lord
  43. Munn's Robot Arms™
  44. Beedrills?
  45. Designer Superhero Costumes
  46. Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
  47. Shipping Wars
  48. Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
  49. Dank memes
  50. Slouch
  51. Jacob doing a hero pose all night
  52. Hikari's sexy pose!
  53. An archive binge of WAAPT
  54. The ever-present option to dance
  55. The Genderswap Amulet
  56. The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
  57. A chatroom ghost from days of old
  58. Bittersweet's iPhone
  59. Solana's Tendrils
  60. NAPOLEON
  61. Smoking Dog Treats
  62. MURDER
  63. Senshi's masculinity.
  64. Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
  65. The inevitable PC named Beri
  66. Spooky Scary Skeletons
  67. Aimless bumbling about
  68. An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
  69. General White
  70. The Silly Pidgey
  71. Auric Chains being used for bondage.
  72. The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
  73. Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
  74. Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
  75. The Problematic Fave
  76. Stealth Rocks
  77. Spagposting
  78. Prewriting
  79. A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
  80. An expy of an expy
  81. Too many universes
  82. Having a bad time
  83. All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
  84. Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
  85. Spoopy ghosty punkins
  86. A shockingly large collection of vinyls
  87. Banished to the ghost realm
  88. Intense power bottom
  89. Handmaiden
  90. Retired characters
  91. Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
  92. Straw dying, again
  93. From Space With Love
  94. Shitposting for five hours
  95. A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
  96. THE FANBASE
  97. Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
  98. Constantin's racism
  99. Cool Clothes
  100. [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
  101. Tinpthed
  102. Excessive use of emoticons
  103. Those darn futurekids
  104. Being trapped in a Keystone for 1000 years
  105. Smashing your leg at work and getting no compensation
  106. Hot lava searing your ear off
  107. Levi's never-ending lust for fried food
  108. Trashing a Hoennese Hotel
  109. Verax's love affair with the Fates series
  110. Verax being anime trash
  111. An Overpowered Jukebox

Expansion Packs!

Black Card Expansions

  1. Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
  2. Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
  3. Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
  4. But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
  5. The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting their money on a commission of is _.
  6. *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
  7. Mew "helped" _ by _
  8. _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.
  9. "I am the _ guardian!" "_ quivers before them!"
  10. After the Battle of Two Champions, Jacob and Sarah ended the night with _.
  11. Cipher will come back in full force, their latest plan involving _.
  12. Dog Residue: _ left behind by a dog. Sells for 3G.
  13. _'s favorite thing is a warm _ from their mother.
  14. Marianne Heiden's newest plan to mess with her kids in general and Maria in particular involves _.
  15. From Space With Love 3: Starring _!
  16. A Glitch has assimilated with _.
  17. Mendel wrote a 40 binder report on _.
  18. _ decided to make D&D campaign based on _.
  19. STOP DERPING _!
  20. Seeing _ caused _'s mind to break.
  21. The Stormchaser is powered by _.
  22. Jacob's parents died in a tragic _ accident.
  23. What's the most overpowered thing in the RP?
  24. Who shot Umbra?
  25. Today Phaz tries to train with his mons, but he ends up _.
  26. Amaterasu waving seven wisps in front of Colton's eyes activates a post-hypnotic trigger where _ happens.
  27. Colton facepalmed. Why?
  28. Here at the Asimov Space Agency we only work for one goal: _.
  29. Today's Island Trial will be facing _ after finding three _!
  30. -opliss spammed the Mega Glitchzard X chat with _ again.
  31. Today at Aether: _ falls in an Ultra Breach and accidentally encounters Codename: _!
  32. What's happening in Dune's house?
  33. Phaz is using _ as a makeshift weapon.
  34. What's cooking in Alyesha's stand~?
  35. So basically, your Pokésona is _, but _?
  36. After Batman, Sinnoh Elite 4 Leader Cynthia is _.
  37. What's the next ship? (two cards)
  38. After finding a door to the attic of his house, Dune finds out that _ has been living here all along!
  39. A Game Freak spy looked down on the thread, _ will be included as the new gimmick of the next game!
  40. During the Foxverse, the Cobalt Stars encountered their worst enemy: _!
  41. _ But With Depression.

White Card Expansions

  1. Jacob's srs face
  2. Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
  3. A Purrloinsparce
  4. A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
  5. The Bagel Hour
  6. Tracer's Law
  7. The Greninja Squad
  8. Fancy hats
  9. Tackling someone to assert your dominance
  10. The Amarin siblings, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
  11. Levi wearing Levi's
  12. The Chainsaw Death Scythe
  13. Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
  14. J-Con 2020
  15. Lina's left hook
  16. STRAYLOOOOOOR
  17. Ghost swords
  18. Unusually colored kidneys
  19. Time shenanigans
  20. Poor, poor Boatman
  21. The Creepy Shadow Plushie
  22. One of the thousand different Lilys
  23. Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
  24. An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
  25. Lanie waiting to show up out of nowhere to prove she's not dead
  26. A giant Misdreavus inexplicably floating in the sky above Cipher's headquarters
  27. 50 feet tall Clay
  28. An overwhelming number of Eeveelutions
  29. The Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur
  30. Crochet's newest creations
  31. Taking a walk up north to the Cathedral
  32. Smorgs aboard
  33. FutureOS's latest upgrade
  34. Yet Another Fucking Glitch
  35. Wild_Sceptileδ♂_(lv30)
  36. Seish and Fuu's World Famous Bakery
  37. SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV
  38. A troubled but cute, tragic backstory laden family with a naming scheme
  39. A tiny salt generator
  40. My Immortal Mightyena
  41. One of Tagg's legendary artifacts
  42. An original soundtrack
  43. A gratuitous cameo
  44. Belligerent Sexual Tension
  45. The Tickets to Unova
  46. The Longest Cameo Ever
  47. A visit from Interpol
  48. Pidgin
  49. SKREEEEEE!
  50. Palkia's aerobic exercise regimen
  51. Pokésona
  52. The Pause
  53. The 20k Boss Rush
  54. A tragic baking accident
  55. Cousin Larry
  56. By Jove
  57. A ruined hotel
  58. Yoga pants with "FOXY" on the ass
  59. Neo-Flare's unstable power structure
  60. Echo flustering Tagg again
  61. Erotic electrostimulation from a Stunfisk
  62. An unseasonable parka
  63. PEFE Founder Tracer's face
  64. My hot new Obscura body
  65. The village bicycle of science
  66. Mystery Sylveon Theater 3000
  67. Lucario becoming D.C. at a bad time
  68. Rei's Fake Out
  69. Colton's scarf
  70. Another song parody
  71. Mezzo in a Nihilego
  72. A Celesteela with a [Metallica] tee
  73. A Concours Ribbon
  74. The Stormchaser's fuel
  75. A forsaken Mimikyu
  76. A Jirachi plushie
  77. The Love Spaceboat
  78. Asimov's Recruitment Methods
  79. Singing the whole Bohemian Rapsody with backup under the shower
  80. Robin stuck in a pocket dimention
  81. A Larvitar eating the sink
  82. Sergey dressed as a fairy... Again.
  83. The new Media plot
  84. Silas wearing his favourite mask
  85. More Phagey
  86. A GF from Game Freak
  87. Homoerotic subtext between two Machokes
  88. A date between Cyrus and Cynthia

Individual Name White Card Decks

(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)

Author Avatars

(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)

  1. Tagg
  2. Umbra
  3. Psyche
  4. Zeal
  5. Mezzo
  6. Dune
  7. Straw
  8. Crewe
  9. Verax
  10. DS
  11. Tangent
  12. Silent
  13. Tracer
  14. Gamer
  15. Meddler
  16. Jane
  17. Luke
  18. Pentigan
  19. Blitz
  20. Keys
  21. Rex
  22. OuRex
  23. Wolf
  24. Star
  25. Colton
  26. Phaz
  27. Sergey

Authors

(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)

  1. Skyzerk
  2. Beri
  3. FullMoon
  4. Dogs
  5. everydunsparce
  6. Bittersweet
  7. Morpheus
  8. Sixth
  9. Herbert
  10. Quarter
  11. Bacon
  12. Crow
  13. TheAbsentCoder

J-Team

(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)

  1. Deziree
  2. Solana
  3. Salvador
  4. Lina
  5. Ammy
  6. Arika
  7. Nico
  8. Robin
  9. Sarah
  10. Kieran
  11. Vierr
  12. Diane
  13. Skye
  14. Alyssa
  15. Teresa
  16. Lucius
  17. Lillianna
  18. Maggie
  19. Hajime
  20. Lanie
  21. Savannah
  22. Jacob
  23. Joseph
  24. Munn
  25. Samantha
  26. Mimmy
  27. Forte
  28. Pianis
  29. Fortis
  30. Noelle
  31. Ever
  32. Amanita
  33. Brie
  34. Elise
  35. Ren
  36. Sakura
  37. Lyuri
  38. Duke
  39. Hikari
  40. Bluebell
  41. Red
  42. Jason
  43. Maria Heiden
  44. Lane
  45. Linnéa and Ray
  46. Rose Jaide
  47. Tex Barrister
  48. Silas

Villains

(Characters known primarily for being villains)

  1. Deskman
  2. Bonfire
  3. Noir
  4. Coyote
  5. Echo
  6. Maria von Boehm
  7. Lex
  8. Odin
  9. Silvio
  10. Iulianus
  11. Boatman
  12. Penumbra
  13. Kirsten
  14. Alys
  15. Titan
  16. Deimos
  17. Aelia
  18. Allen
  19. Marcus Rothschild
  20. Liú
  21. Esprit
  22. Taylor
  23. Jenna Crescendo
  24. Lily Crescendo
  25. Mortimer
  26. Tokarev
  27. Lanius
  28. Napoleon
  29. The Wolf
  30. Paula Jaide
  31. Mammor

NPCs

(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)

  1. Doradan
  2. Ellen
  3. Levi
  4. Santiago
  5. Vyvyan
  6. Yvonne
  7. The Impossible Merchant
  8. The Gardener
  9. Jerald
  10. Dr. Cho
  11. Dr. al-Cygni

Pokémon

(Prominent or notorious Pokémon characters)

  1. Salamence the Altaria
  2. Muddy
  3. Doc
  4. Iron Marrow
  5. Shaka
  6. Snowman
  7. Mew Prime
  8. Starkeeper
  9. Chrome
  10. Sholto
  11. Gogie
  12. Ghostus
  13. Finn
  14. Sundancer
  15. Chum
  16. Connie
  17. Gui
  18. Regina
  19. Argentum
  20. Phlegethon
  21. Felis
  22. Sunny
  23. Lakitu
  24. Shadow
  25. Diesel
  26. Breeze
  27. Ephemera
  28. Letter
  29. Emperor
  30. MGMT
  31. Spectrum
  32. Teishi
  33. Kaminari
  34. Glendower
  35. Senshi
  36. Crash
  37. Shana
  38. Tyrio
  39. Enigma
  40. The Pseuteces
  41. The Floette Hive Mind
  42. Mako
  43. Scarlett
  44. Nightshade
  45. Morrigan
  46. Goggles
  47. Kitsune
  48. Rio
  49. Hertz
  50. Scissors
  51. Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX
  52. Hacks
  53. Cynthia
  54. Embry