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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck

Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in each deck! Make 'em as big as you want!

Black Cards

1. Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on ________ and using ________ as an instrument
2. Alys enjoys chewing on ____
3. Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with ____
4. When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw ____
5. Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _______ and ________
6. What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
7. Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _____
8. Joseph speaks to the fairies through _____
9. Constantin has a burning hatred of _____
10. In a Tinny dream, I saw _____ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _____
11. Shadow Regina was created using the power of _____
12. Let _____ Say _____
13. How did Straw die this time?
14. The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _____
15. What's making Verax so mad?
16. ____ is the next media arc
17. Noir turned _____ into a _____.
18. Mimmy is currently reading _____.
19. Grohl planted images of _____ into Psyche's mind
20. Ren made _____ for _____.
21. With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _____.
22. Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by ______
23. Desperate searching for _____, _____ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
24. _______ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
25. Ever's life changed when he was struck by _____.
26. Maria went on a Dig and found _____.
27. Why's Lane depressed again?
28. Jason made a new Construct! It's ____.
29. DAMMIT, _____!
30. Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
31. Lenore has written a new story about ______ going on adventures with ______!
32. Verax has begun to blame ______ for everything. He's probably right.
33. IS EVERYONE _____? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
34. D!Posted about ______.
35. Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _____.
36. Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _____.
37. _____, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _____.
38. Lex is busy inventing ______ for Neo-Flare
39. There will be a new media arc starring _____ and _____!
40. SIGN ME UP FOR THE _____ WAR!

White Cards

1. Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
2. The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
3. Lazarus
4. MissingNo
5. The grievous misuse of Auric powers
6. The delicious taste of Abel's soul
7. A sweat inducing "training" session
8. The TOASTER
9. Joseph's former hair color
10. A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
11. A bloody stiletto
12. A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
13. A very confused Dune
14. A drunken Sabaku
15. Edge
16. Playing Chess
17. Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
18. Riding Tagg's Salamence
19. Stupid Sexy Diane
20. A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
21. Eating delicious pastry
22. Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
23. A raunchy Truth or Dare night
24. Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
25. Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
26. Constantin
27. Stupid Sexy Salvador
28. One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
29. A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
30. Love Seat
31. The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
32. A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
33. A kick to the dick from Samantha.
34. The Very Bad Thing
35. The Gamefreak Spy
36. The time when Psychay was a thing
37. Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
38. Hot Wax
39. Zeal's Eye Growing Back
40. MGMT singing Rosepoint
41. Lesbianism
42. The Ghost Lord
43. Munn's Robot Arms™
44. Beedrills?
45. Designer Superhero Costumes
46. Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
47. Shipping Wars
48. Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
49. Dank memes
50. Jacob doing a hero pose all night
51. Hikari's sexy pose!
52. An archive binge of WAAPT
53. The ever-present option to dance
54. The Genderswap Amulet
55. The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
56. A chatroom ghost from days of old
57. Bittersweet's iPhone
58. Solana's Tendrils
59. NAPOLEON
60. Smoking Dog Treats
61. MURDER
62. Senshi's masculinity.
63. Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
64. The inevitable PC named Beri
65. Spooky Scary Skeletons
66. Aimless bumbling about
67. An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
68. General White
69. The Silly Pidgey
70. Auric Chains being used for bondage.
71. The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
72. Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
73. Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
74. The Problematic Fave
75. Stealth Rocks
76. Spagposting
77. Prewriting
78. A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
79. An expy of an expy
80. Too many universes
81. Having a bad time
82. All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family