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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck

Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!

Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)

Character Whitecard Deck! (PYX code ERXKH)

Base deck for Tabletop Simulator

Base Deck!

Black Cards

1. Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
2. Alys enjoys chewing on _
3. Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
4. When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
5. Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
6. What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
7. Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
8. Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
9. Constantin has a burning hatred of _
10. In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
11. Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
12. Let _ Say _
13. How did Straw die this time?
14. The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
15. What's making Verax so mad?
16. _ is the next media arc
17. Noir turned _ into a _.
18. Mimmy is currently reading _.
19. Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
20. Ren made _ for _.
21. With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
22. Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
23. Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
24. _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
25. Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
26. Maria went on a dig and found _.
27. Why's Lane depressed again?
28. Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
29. DAMMIT, _!
30. Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
31. Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
32. Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
33. IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
34. D!Posted about _.
35. Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
36. Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
37. _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
38. Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
39. There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
40. SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
41. The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
42. _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
43. Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
44. Does anyone even care about _?
45. Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
46. MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
47. A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
48. The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
49. The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
50. For the love of _, stop tempting _!
51. Speak of _ and find them in _

White Cards

1. Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
2. The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
3. Lazarus
4. MissingNo
5. The grievous misuse of Auric powers
6. The delicious taste of Abel's soul
7. A sweat inducing "training" session
8. The TOASTER
9. Joseph's former hair color
10. A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
11. A bloody stiletto
12. A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
13. A very confused Dune
14. A drunken Sabaku
15. Edge
16. Playing Chess
17. Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
18. Riding Tagg's Salamence
19. Stupid Sexy Diane
20. A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
21. Eating delicious pastry
22. Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
23. A raunchy Truth or Dare night
24. Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
25. Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
26. Constantin
27. Stupid Sexy Salvador
28. One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
29. A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
30. Love Seat
31. The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
32. A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
33. A kick to the dick from Samantha.
34. The Very Bad Thing
35. The Gamefreak Spy
36. The time when Psychay was a thing
37. Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
38. Hot Wax
39. Zeal's Eye Growing Back
40. MGMT singing Rosepoint
41. Lesbianism
42. The Ghost Lord
43. Munn's Robot Arms™
44. Beedrills?
45. Designer Superhero Costumes
46. Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
47. Shipping Wars
48. Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
49. Dank memes
50. Slouch
51. Jacob doing a hero pose all night
52. Hikari's sexy pose!
53. An archive binge of WAAPT
54. The ever-present option to dance
55. The Genderswap Amulet
56. The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
57. A chatroom ghost from days of old
58. Bittersweet's iPhone
59. Solana's Tendrils
60. NAPOLEON
61. Smoking Dog Treats
62. MURDER
63. Senshi's masculinity.
64. Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
65. The inevitable PC named Beri
66. Spooky Scary Skeletons
67. Aimless bumbling about
68. An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
69. General White
70. The Silly Pidgey
71. Auric Chains being used for bondage.
72. The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
73. Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
74. Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
75. The Problematic Fave
76. Stealth Rocks
77. Spagposting
78. Prewriting
79. A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
80. An expy of an expy
81. Too many universes
82. Having a bad time
83. All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
84. Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
85. Spoopy ghosty punkins
86. A shockingly large collection of vinyls
87. Banished to the ghost realm
88. Intense power bottom
89. Handmaiden
90. Retired characters
91. Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
92. Straw dying, again
93. From Space With Love
94. Shitposting for five hours
95. A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
96. THE FANBASE
97. Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
98. Constantin's racism
99. Cool Clothes
100. [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
101. Tinpthed
102. Excessive use of emoticons
103. Those darn futurekids
104. Being trapped in a Keystone for 1000 years
105. Smashing your leg at work and getting no compensation
106. Hot lava searing your ear off
107. Levi's never-ending lust for fried food
108. Trashing a Hoennese Hotel
109. Verax's love affair with the Fates series
110. Verax being anime trash
111. An Overpowered Jukebox

Expansion Packs!

Black Card Expansions

1. Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
2. Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
3. Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
4. But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
5. The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting their money on a commission of is _.
6. *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
7. Mew "helped" _ by _
8. _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.
9. "I am the _ guardian!" "_ quivers before them!"
10. After the Battle of Two Champions, Jacob and Sarah ended the night with _.
11. Cipher will come back in full force, their latest plan involving _.
12. Dog Residue: _ left behind by a dog. Sells for 3G.
13. _'s favorite thing is a warm _ from their mother.
14. Marianne Heiden's newest plan to mess with her kids in general and Maria in particular involves _.
15. From Space With Love 3: Starring _!
16. A Glitch has assimilated with _.
17. Mendel wrote a 40 binder report on _.
18. _ decided to make D&D campaign based on _.
19. STOP DERPING _!
20. Seeing _ caused _'s mind to break.
21. The Stormchaser is powered by _.
22. Jacob's parents died in a tragic _ accident.
23. What's the most overpowered thing in the RP?
24. Who shot Umbra?
25. Today Phaz tries to train with his mons, but he ends up _.
26. Amaterasu waving seven wisps in front of Colton's eyes activates a post-hypnotic trigger where _ happens.
27. Colton facepalmed. Why? _
28. Here at the Asimov Space Agency we only work for one goal: _.
29. Today's Island Trial will be facing _ after finding three _!
30. Doopliss spammed the Mega Glitchzard X chat with _ again.
31. Today at Aether: _ falls in an Ultra Wormhole and accidentally encounters Codename: _!
32. What's happening in Dune's house? _
33. Phaz is using _ as a makeshift weapon.
34. What's cooking in Alyesha's stand~?
35. So basically, your Pokésona is _, but _?
36. After Batman, Sinnoh Elite 4 Leader Cynthia is _.
37. What's the next ship? (two cards)
38. After finding a door to the attic of his house, Dune finds out that _ has been living here all along!
39. A Game Freak spy looked down on the thread, _ will be included as the new gimmick of the next game!
40. During the Foxverse, the Cobalt Stars encountered their worst enemy: _!
41. _ But With Depression.
42. _ Go: Collect _
43. The newest vessel for Penumbra is _
44. The Omniband's oldest form has been overwritten by _
45. Jean misses having fur, but also _
46. Status update. The files recovered from the Team Iron raid have been de-encrypted. They appear to be a record of _
47. The latest addition to the Macraul family is notorious for collecting _.
48. I would let Diane Jaide do _ to me.

White Card Expansions

1. Jacob's srs face
2. Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
3. A Purrloinsparce
4. A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
5. The Bagel Hour
6. Tracer's Law
7. The Greninja Squad
8. Fancy hats
9. Tackling someone to assert your dominance
10. The Amarin siblings, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
11. Levi wearing Levi's
12. The Chainsaw Death Scythe
13. Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
14. J-Con 2020
15. Lina's left hook
16. STRAYLOOOOOOR
17. Ghost swords
18. Unusually colored kidneys
19. Time shenanigans
20. Poor, poor Boatman
21. The Creepy Shadow Plushie
22. One of the thousand different Lilys
23. Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
24. An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
25. Lanie waiting to show up out of nowhere to prove she's not dead
26. A giant Misdreavus inexplicably floating in the sky above Cipher's headquarters
27. 50 feet tall Clay
28. An overwhelming number of Eeveelutions
29. The Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur
30. Crochet's newest creations
31. Taking a walk up north to the Cathedral
32. Smorgs aboard
33. FutureOS's latest upgrade
34. Yet Another Fucking Glitch
35. Wild_Sceptileδ♂_(lv30)
36. Seish and Fuu's World Famous Bakery
37. SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV
38. A troubled but cute, tragic backstory laden family with a naming scheme
39. A tiny salt generator
40. My Immortal Mightyena
41. One of Tagg's legendary artifacts
42. An original soundtrack
43. A gratuitous cameo
44. Belligerent Sexual Tension
45. The Tickets to Unova
46. The Longest Cameo Ever
47. A visit from Interpol
48. Pidgin
49. SKREEEEEE!
50. Palkia's aerobic exercise regimen
51. Pokésona
52. The Pause
53. The 20k Boss Rush
54. A tragic baking accident
55. Cousin Larry
56. By Jove
57. A ruined hotel
58. Yoga pants with "FOXY" on the ass
59. Neo-Flare's unstable power structure
60. Echo flustering Tagg again
61. Erotic electrostimulation from a Stunfisk
62. An unseasonable parka
63. PEFE Founder Tracer's face
64. My hot new Obscura body
65. The village bicycle of science
66. Mystery Sylveon Theater 3000
67. Lucario becoming D.C. at a bad time
68. Rei's Fake Out
69. Colton's scarf
70. Another song parody
71. Mezzo looking at Nihilego tentacle porn
72. A Celesteela with a [Metallica] tee
73. A Concours Ribbon
74. The Stormchaser's fuel
75. A forsaken Mimikyu
76. A Jirachi plushie
77. The Love Spaceboat
78. Asimov's Recruitment Methods
79. Singing the whole Bohemian Rapsody with backup under the shower
80. Robin stuck in a pocket dimension
81. A Larvitar eating the sink
82. Sergey dressed as a fairy... Again.
83. The new Media plot
84. Silas wearing his favourite mask
85. More Phagey
86. A GF from Game Freak
87. Homoerotic subtext between two Machokes
88. A date between Cyrus and Cynthia
89. Mezzo's "Memito Threesome" fantasy
90. Gabe's pointy ears
91. Locke's missing childhood
92. Neon's missing childhood
93. Pianis' long, luxurious hair
94. Starkeeper after dealing with Prime's bullshit
95. Squealer's X-Naut Outfit
96. Gudrunn having a good night with the Enforcers
97. Shizuo's temper
98. How Tamamo does that with her mouth ⭐️
99. Oran OS in love
100. Mason's resemblance to Lucius
101. Alex's latest invention
102. The Omniband borking
103. Maggie's bug fetish
104. A Glitch-fighter pan Psychic-user spationaut Faller with some Gardevoir DNA.
105. Phaz's magnificent hair
106. Even more Phagey
107. Bondage and Biscuits
108. A bioluminescent stick-and-poke tattoo

Individual Name White Card Decks

(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)

Author Avatars

(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)

1. Tagg
2. Umbra
3. Psyche
4. Zeal
5. Mezzo
6. Dune
7. Straw
8. Crewe
9. Verax
10. DS
11. Tangent
12. Silent
13. Tracer
14. Gamer
15. Meddler
16. Jane
17. Luke
18. Pentigan
19. Blitz
20. Keys
21. Rex
22. OuRex
23. Wolf
24. Star
25. Colton
26. Phaz
27. Sergey

Authors

(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)

1. Skyzerk
2. Beri
3. FullMoon
4. Dogs
5. everydunsparce
6. Bittersweet
7. Morpheus
8. Sixth
9. Herbert
10. Quarter
11. Bacon
12. Crow
13. TheAbsentCoder

J-Team

(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)

1. Deziree
2. Solana
3. Salvador
4. Lina
5. Ammy
6. Arika
7. Nico
8. Robin
9. Sarah
10. Kieran
11. Vierr
12. Diane
13. Skye
14. Alyssa
15. Teresa
16. Lucius
17. Lillianna
18. Maggie
19. Hajime
20. Lanie
21. Savannah
22. Jacob
23. Joseph
24. Munn
25. Samantha
26. Mimmy
27. Forte
28. Pianis
29. Fortis
30. Noelle
31. Ever
32. Amanita
33. Brie
34. Elise
35. Ren
36. Sakura
37. Lyuri
38. Duke
39. Hikari
40. Bluebell
41. Red
42. Jason
43. Maria Heiden
44. Lane
45. Linnéa and Ray
46. Rose Jaide
47. Tex Barrister
48. Silas

Villains

(Characters known primarily for being villains)

1. Deskman
2. Bonfire
3. Noir
4. Coyote
5. Echo
6. Maria von Boehm
7. Lex
8. Odin
9. Silvio
10. Iulianus
11. Boatman
12. Penumbra
13. Kirsten
14. Alys
15. Titan
16. Deimos
17. Aelia
18. Allen
19. Marcus Rothschild
20. Liú
21. Esprit
22. Taylor
23. Jenna Crescendo
24. Lily Crescendo
25. Mortimer
26. Tokarev
27. Lanius
28. Napoleon
29. The Wolf
30. Paula Jaide
31. Mammor

NPCs

(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)

1. Doradan
2. Ellen
3. Levi
4. Santiago
5. Vyvyan
6. Yvonne
7. The Impossible Merchant
8. The Gardener
9. Jerald
10. Dr. Cho
11. Dr. al-Cygni

Pokémon

(Prominent or notorious Pokémon characters)

1. Salamence the Altaria
2. Muddy
3. Doc
4. Iron Marrow
5. Shaka
6. Snowman
7. Mew Prime
8. Starkeeper
9. Chrome
10. Sholto
11. Gogie
12. Ghostus
13. Finn
14. Sundancer
15. Chum
16. Connie
17. Gui
18. Regina
19. Argentum
20. Phlegethon
21. Felis
22. Sunny
23. Lakitu
24. Shadow
25. Diesel
26. Breeze
27. Ephemera
28. Letter
29. Emperor
30. MGMT
31. Spectrum
32. Teishi
33. Kaminari
34. Glendower
35. Senshi
36. Crash
37. Shana
38. Tyrio
39. Enigma
40. The Pseuteces
41. The Floette Hive Mind
42. Mako
43. Scarlett
44. Nightshade
45. Morrigan
46. Goggles
47. Kitsune
48. Rio
49. Hertz
50. Scissors
51. Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX
52. Hacks
53. Cynthia
54. Embry