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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck

Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!

Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)

Character Whitecard Deck! (PYX code ERXKH)

Base deck for Tabletop Simulator

Base Deck!

Black Cards

1. Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
2. Alys enjoys chewing on _
3. Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
4. When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
5. Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
6. What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
7. Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
8. Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
9. Constantin has a burning hatred of _
10. In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
11. Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
12. Let _ Say _
13. How did Straw die this time?
14. The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
15. What's making Verax so mad?
16. _ is the next media arc
17. Noir turned _ into a _.
18. Mimmy is currently reading _.
19. Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
20. Ren made _ for _.
21. With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
22. Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
23. Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
24. _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
25. Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
26. Maria went on a dig and found _.
27. Why's Lane depressed again?
28. Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
29. DAMMIT, _!
30. Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
31. Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
32. Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
33. IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
34. D!Posted about _.
35. Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
36. Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
37. _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
38. Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
39. There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
40. SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
41. The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
42. _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
43. Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
44. Does anyone even care about _?
45. Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
46. MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
47. A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
48. The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
49. The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
50. For the love of _, stop tempting _!
51. Speak of _ and find them in _

White Cards

1. Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
2. The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
3. Lazarus
4. MissingNo
5. The grievous misuse of Auric powers
6. The delicious taste of Abel's soul
7. A sweat inducing "training" session
8. The TOASTER
9. Joseph's former hair color
10. A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
11. A bloody stiletto
12. A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
13. A very confused Dune
14. A drunken Sabaku
15. Edge
16. Playing Chess
17. Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
18. Riding Tagg's Salamence
19. Stupid Sexy Diane
20. A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
21. Eating delicious pastry
22. Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
23. A raunchy Truth or Dare night
24. Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
25. Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
26. Constantin
27. Stupid Sexy Salvador
28. One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
29. A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
30. Love Seat
31. The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
32. A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
33. A kick to the dick from Samantha.
34. The Very Bad Thing
35. The Gamefreak Spy
36. The time when Psychay was a thing
37. Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
38. Hot Wax
39. Zeal's Eye Growing Back
40. MGMT singing Rosepoint
41. Lesbianism
42. The Ghost Lord
43. Munn's Robot Arms™
44. Beedrills?
45. Designer Superhero Costumes
46. Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
47. Shipping Wars
48. Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
49. Dank memes
50. Slouch
51. Jacob doing a hero pose all night
52. Hikari's sexy pose!
53. An archive binge of WAAPT
54. The ever-present option to dance
55. The Genderswap Amulet
56. The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
57. A chatroom ghost from days of old
58. Bittersweet's iPhone
59. Solana's Tendrils
60. NAPOLEON
61. Smoking Dog Treats
62. MURDER
63. Senshi's masculinity.
64. Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
65. The inevitable PC named Beri
66. Spooky Scary Skeletons
67. Aimless bumbling about
68. An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
69. General White
70. The Silly Pidgey
71. Auric Chains being used for bondage.
72. The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
73. Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
74. Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
75. The Problematic Fave
76. Stealth Rocks
77. Spagposting
78. Prewriting
79. A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
80. An expy of an expy
81. Too many universes
82. Having a bad time
83. All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
84. Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
85. Spoopy ghosty punkins
86. A shockingly large collection of vinyls
87. Banished to the ghost realm
88. Intense power bottom
89. Handmaiden
90. Retired characters
91. Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
92. Straw dying, again
93. From Space With Love
94. Shitposting for five hours
95. A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
96. THE FANBASE
97. Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
98. Constantin's racism
99. Cool Clothes
100. [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
101. Tinpthed
102. Excessive use of emoticons
103. Those darn futurekids
104. Being trapped in a Keystone for 1000 years
105. Smashing your leg at work and getting no compensation
106. Hot lava searing your ear off
107. Levi's never-ending lust for fried food
108. Trashing a Hoennese Hotel
109. Verax's love affair with the Fates series
110. Verax being anime trash
111. An Overpowered Jukebox

Expansion Packs!

Black Card Expansions

1. Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
2. Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
3. Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
4. But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
5. The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting her money on a commission of is _.
6. *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
7. Mew "helped" _ by _
8. _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.
9. "I am the _ guardian!" "_ quivers before them!"
10. After the Battle of Two Champions, Jacob and Sarah ended the night with _.
11. Cipher will come back in full force, their latest plan involving _.
12. Dog Residue: _ left behind by a dog. Sells for 3G.
13. _'s favorite thing is a warm _ from their mother.
14. Marianne Heiden's newest plan to mess with her kids in general and Maria in particular involves _.
15. From Space With Love 3: Starring _!

White Card Expansions

1. Jacob's srs face
2. Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
3. A Purrloinsparce
4. A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
5. The Bagel Hour
6. Tracer's Law
7. The Greninja Squad
8. Fancy hats
9. Tackling someone to assert your dominance
10. The Amarin twins, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
11. Levi wearing Levi's
12. The Chainsaw Death Scythe
13. Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
14. J-Con 2020
15. Lina's left hook
16. STRAYLOOOOOOR
17. Ghost swords
18. Unusually colored kidneys
19. Time shenanigans
20. Poor, poor Boatman
21. The Creepy Shadow Plushie
22. One of the thousand different Lilys
23. Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
24. An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
25. Lanie waiting to show up out of nowhere to prove she's not dead
26. A giant Misdreavus inexplicably floating in the sky above Cipher's headquarters
27. 50 feet tall Clay
28. An overwhelming number of Eeveelutions
29. The Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur
30. Crochet's newest creations
31. Taking a walk up north to the Cathedral
32. Smorgs aboard
33. FutureOS's latest upgrade
34. Yet Another Fucking Glitch
35. Wild_Sceptileδ♂_(lv30)
36. Seish and Fuu's World Famous Bakery
37. SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV

Individual Name White Card Decks

(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)

Author Avatars

(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)

1. Tagg
2. Umbra
3. Eskay
4. Psyche
5. Zeal
6. Mezzo
7. Dune
8. Straw
9. Crewe
10. Verax
11. DS
12. Tangent
13. Silent
14. Tracer
15. Gamer
16. Meddler
17. Jane
18. Luke
19. Pentigan
20. Blitz
21. Keys
22. Rex
23. OuRex
24. Wolf

Authors

(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)

1. Skyzerk
2. Beri
3. FullMoon
4. Dogs
5. everydunsparce
6. Bittersweet
7. Morpheus
8. Sixth
9. Herbert
10. Quarter
11. Bacon
12. Crow

J-Team

(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)

1. Deziree
2. Solana
3. Salvador
4. Lina
5. Ammy
6. Arika
7. Nico
8. Robin
9. Sarah
10. Vierr
11. Diane
12. Skye
13. Alyssa
14. Teresa
15. Lucius
16. Lillianna
17. Maggie
18. Hajime
19. Lanie
20. Savannah
21. Jacob
22. Joseph
23. Munn
24. Samantha
25. Mimmy
26. Forte
27. Pianis
28. Fortis
29. Noelle
30. Ever
31. Amanita
32. Brie
33. Elise
34. Ren
35. Sakura
36. Lyuri
37. Duke
38. Hikari
39. Bluebell
40. Red
41. Jason
42. Maria Heiden
43. Lane
44. Linnéa and Ray
45. Rose Jaide

Villains

(Characters known primarily for being villains)

1. Deskman
2. Bonfire
3. Noir
4. Coyote
5. Echo
6. Maria von Boehm
7. Lex
8. Odin
9. Silvio
10. Iulianus
11. Boatman
12. Penumbra
13. Kirsten
14. Alys
15. Titan
16. Deimos
17. Aelia
18. Allen
19. Marcus Rothschild
20. Liú
21. Esprit
22. Taylor
23. Jenna Crescendo
24. Lily Crescendo
25. Mortimer
26. Tokarev
27. Lanius
28. Napoleon
29. The Wolf
30. Paula Jaide

NPCs

(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)

1. Doradan
2. Ellen
3. Levi
4. Santiago
5. Vyvyan
6. Yvonne
7. The Impossible Merchant
8. The Gardener
9. Jerald
10. Dr. Cho

Pokémon

(Prominent or notorious Pokémon characters)

1. Salamence the Altaria
2. Muddy
3. Doc
4. Iron Marrow
5. Shaka
6. Snowman
7. Mew Prime
8. Starkeeper
9. Chrome
10. Sholto
11. Gogie
12. Ghostus
13. Finn
14. Sundancer
15. Chum
16. Connie
17. Gui
18. Regina
19. Argentum
20. Phlegethon
21. Felis
22. Sunny
23. Lakitu
24. Shadow
25. Diesel
26. Breeze
27. Ephemera
28. Letter
29. Emperor
30. MGMT
31. Spectrum
32. Teishi
33. Kaminari
34. Glendower
35. Senshi
36. Crash
37. Shana
38. Tyrio
39. Enigma
40. The Pseuteces
41. The Floette Hive Mind
42. Mako
43. Scarlett
44. Nightshade
45. Morrigan
46. Goggles