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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck

Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!

Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)

Base Deck!

Black Cards

1. Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
2. Alys enjoys chewing on _
3. Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
4. When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
5. Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
6. What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
7. Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
8. Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
9. Constantin has a burning hatred of _
10. In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
11. Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
12. Let _ Say _
13. How did Straw die this time?
14. The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
15. What's making Verax so mad?
16. _ is the next media arc
17. Noir turned _ into a _.
18. Mimmy is currently reading _.
19. Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
20. Ren made _ for _.
21. With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
22. Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
23. Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
24. _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
25. Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
26. Maria went on a dig and found _.
27. Why's Lane depressed again?
28. Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
29. DAMMIT, _!
30. Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
31. Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
32. Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
33. IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
34. D!Posted about _.
35. Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
36. Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
37. _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
38. Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
39. There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
40. SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
41. The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
42. _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
43. Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
44. Does anyone even care about _?
45. Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
46. MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
47. A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
48. The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
49. The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
50. For the love of _, stop tempting _!
51. Speak of _ and find them in _

White Cards

1. Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
2. The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
3. Lazarus
4. MissingNo
5. The grievous misuse of Auric powers
6. The delicious taste of Abel's soul
7. A sweat inducing "training" session
8. The TOASTER
9. Joseph's former hair color
10. A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
11. A bloody stiletto
12. A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
13. A very confused Dune
14. A drunken Sabaku
15. Edge
16. Playing Chess
17. Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
18. Riding Tagg's Salamence
19. Stupid Sexy Diane
20. A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
21. Eating delicious pastry
22. Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
23. A raunchy Truth or Dare night
24. Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
25. Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
26. Constantin
27. Stupid Sexy Salvador
28. One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
29. A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
30. Love Seat
31. The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
32. A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
33. A kick to the dick from Samantha.
34. The Very Bad Thing
35. The Gamefreak Spy
36. The time when Psychay was a thing
37. Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
38. Hot Wax
39. Zeal's Eye Growing Back
40. MGMT singing Rosepoint
41. Lesbianism
42. The Ghost Lord
43. Munn's Robot Arms™
44. Beedrills?
45. Designer Superhero Costumes
46. Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
47. Shipping Wars
48. Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
49. Dank memes
50. Slouch
51. Jacob doing a hero pose all night
52. Hikari's sexy pose!
53. An archive binge of WAAPT
54. The ever-present option to dance
55. The Genderswap Amulet
56. The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
57. A chatroom ghost from days of old
58. Bittersweet's iPhone
59. Solana's Tendrils
60. NAPOLEON
61. Smoking Dog Treats
62. MURDER
63. Senshi's masculinity.
64. Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
65. The inevitable PC named Beri
66. Spooky Scary Skeletons
67. Aimless bumbling about
68. An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
69. General White
70. The Silly Pidgey
71. Auric Chains being used for bondage.
72. The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
73. Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
74. Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
75. The Problematic Fave
76. Stealth Rocks
77. Spagposting
78. Prewriting
79. A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
80. An expy of an expy
81. Too many universes
82. Having a bad time
83. All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
84. Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
85. Spoopy ghosty punkins
86. A shockingly large collection of vinyls
87. Banished to the ghost realm
88. Intense power bottom
89. Handmaiden
90. Retired characters
91. Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
92. Straw dying, again
93. From Space With Love
94. Shitposting for five hours
95. A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
96. THE FANBASE
97. Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
98. Constantin's racism
99. Cool Clothes
100. [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
101. Tinpthed
102. Excessive use of emoticons
103. Those darn futurekids

Expansion Packs!

Black Card Expansions

1. Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
2. Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
3. Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
4. But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
5. The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting her money on a commission of is _.
6. *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
7. Mew "helped" _ by _
8. _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.

White Card Expansions

1. Jacob's srs face
2. Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
3. A Purrloinsparce
4. A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
5. The Bagel Hour
6. Tracer's Law
7. The Greninja Squad
8. Fancy hats
9. Tackling someone to assert your dominance
10. The Amarin twins, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
11. Levi wearing Levi's
12. The Chainsaw Death Scythe
13. Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
14. J-Con 2020
15. Lina's left hook
16. STRAYLOOOOOOR
17. Ghost swords
18. Unusually colored kidneys
19. Time shenanigans
20. Poor, poor Boatman
21. The Creepy Shadow Plushie
22. One of the thousand different Lilys
23. Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
24. An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
25. Lanie waiting to show up out of nowhere to prove she's not dead

Individual Name White Card Decks

(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)

Author Avatars

(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)

1. Tagg
2. Umbra
3. Eskay
4. Psyche
5. Zeal
6. Mezzo
7. Dune
8. Straw
9. Crewe
10. Verax
11. DS
12. Tangent
13. Silent
14. Tracer
15. Gamer
16. Meddler
17. Jane
18. Luke
19. Pentigan
20. Blitz
21. Keys
22. Rex
23. OuRex
24. Wolf

Authors

(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)

1. Skyzerk
2. Beri
3. FullMoon
4. Dogs
5. everydunsparce
6. Bittersweet
7. CorvusAtrox
8. Morpheus
9. Sixth
10. Herbert
11. Quarter
12. Bacon

J-Team

(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)

1. Deziree
2. Solana
3. Salvador
4. Lina
5. Ammy
6. Arika
7. Nico
8. Robin
9. Sarah
10. Vierr
11. Diane
12. Skye
13. Alyssa
14. Teresa
15. Lucius
16. Lillianna
17. Sholto
18. Maggie
19. Hajime
20. Lanie
21. Savannah
22. Jacob
23. Joseph
24. Munn
25. Samantha
26. Mimmy
27. Forte
28. Pianis
29. Fortis
30. Noelle
31. Ever
32. Amanita
33. Brie
34. Elise
35. Ren
36. Sakura
37. Lyuri
38. Duke
39. Hikari
40. Bluebell
41. Red
42. Jason
43. Maria Heiden
44. Lane

Villains

(Characters known primarily for being villains)

1. Deskman
2. Bonfire
3. Noir
4. Coyote
5. Echo
6. Maria von Boehm
7. Lex
8. Odin
9. Silvio
10. Iulianus
11. Boatman
12. Penumbra
13. Kirsten
14. Alys
15. Titan
16. Deimos
17. Aelia
18. Allen
19. Marcus Rothschild
20. Liú
21. Esprit
22. Taylor
23. Jenna Crescendo
24. Lily Crescendo
25. Mortimer
26. Tokarev
27. Lanius
28. Napoleon

NPCs

(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)

1. Doradan
2. Ellen
3. Levi
4. Santiago
5. Vyvyan
6. Yvonne

Pokemon

(Prominent or notorious Pokemon characters)

1. Salamence the Altaria
2. Doc
3. Iron Marrow
4. Shaka
5. Snowman
6. Mew Prime
7. Starkeeper
8. Chrome
9. Gogie
10. Finn
11. Sundancer
12. Chum
13. Connie
14. Gui
15. Regina
16. Argentum
17. Phlegethon
18. Felis
19. Sunny
20. Lakitu
21. Shadow
22. Diesel
23. Breeze
24. Ephemera
25. Letter
26. Emperor
27. MGMT
28. Spectrum
29. Teishi
30. Kaminari
31. Glendower
32. Senshi
33. Crash
34. Shana
35. Tyrio
36. Enigma
37. Muddy
38. The Pseuteces
39. The Floette Hive Mind
40. Mako
41. Scarlett
42. Nightshade
43. Morrigan