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WAAPT Cards Against Humanity Deck
Feel free to add; there is no limit to how many cards are in the expansion packs! Make 'em as big as you want!
Base Deck! (PYX code 2NTEY)
Character Whitecard Deck! (PYX code ERXKH)
Base deck for Tabletop Simulator
Base Deck!
Black Cards
- Kirsten is planning an avant-garde music piece based on _ and using _ as an instrument
- Alys enjoys chewing on _
- Mathilde's beauty secret is to rub her face with _
- When exposed to Fear Toxin, I saw _
- Salvador had a rather unpriestly fantasy involving _ and _
- What really went down between Sarah and Duke on Cuddle Night?
- Deziree's latest invention uses large amounts of _
- Joseph speaks to the fairies through _
- Constantin has a burning hatred of _
- In a Tinny dream, I saw _ growing from a tree that grew from the mouth of _
- Shadow Regina was created using the power of _
- Let _ Say _
- How did Straw die this time?
- The Fourth Wall cannot save you from _
- What's making Verax so mad?
- _ is the next media arc
- Noir turned _ into a _.
- Mimmy is currently reading _.
- Grohl planted images of _ into Psyche's mind
- Ren made _ for _.
- With the role of the Avenger taken by Lillianna, Lucius became a new superhero based on _.
- Psyche's latest Mindcrush Rampage was brought on by _
- Desperate searching for _, _ decides to sleep in a trashcan.
- _ marked the turning point between canon and the Lillifuture.
- Ever's life changed when he was struck by _.
- Maria went on a dig and found _.
- Why's Lane depressed again?
- Jason made a new Construct! It's _.
- DAMMIT, _!
- Create Your Own Neo-Flare Official Chat! (Play 3 Cards)
- Lenore has written a new story about _ going on adventures with _!
- Verax has begun to blame _ for everything. He's probably right.
- IS EVERYONE _? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
- D!Posted about _.
- Today the Impossible Merchant has a special offer on _.
- Blue has invented a new Purification process which involves _.
- _, the new arc villain, wants to create a world without _.
- Lex is busy inventing _ for Neo-Flare
- There will be a new media arc starring _ and _!
- SIGN ME UP FOR THE _ WAR!
- The J-Team fandom has _ pegged as the _ in the relationship.
- _ just caught _ shirtless AGAIN.
- Lex's robo-arm even has an app for _!
- Does anyone even care about _?
- Epic Rap Battles of _! Hosted by your friends, the Unown!
- MGMT is signing a song about _ to troll _.
- A Brick Joke just landed! It was about _.
- The fandom is in a rage after Hikari posted about _ on her Tumblr!
- The E4 Challenge of _ failed due to _.
- For the love of _, stop tempting _!
- Speak of _ and find them in _
White Cards
- Salvador's sinfully-good-looking booty
- The mere CONCEPT of the 4th Wall
- Lazarus
- MissingNo
- The grievous misuse of Auric powers
- The delicious taste of Abel's soul
- A sweat inducing "training" session
- The TOASTER
- Joseph's former hair color
- A wheelbarrow of Ursaring shit
- A bloody stiletto
- A copy of A Midsummer Night's Dream with a bite taken out of the title page
- A very confused Dune
- A drunken Sabaku
- Edge
- Playing Chess
- Izumi's not-so-annoying arrows
- Riding Tagg's Salamence
- Stupid Sexy Diane
- A Gate-Inducing makeout session.
- Eating delicious pastry
- Verax still being salty over the Chainsaw Death Scythe
- A raunchy Truth or Dare night
- Alyssa being hardcore in the Hunger Games
- Tagg in a rare moment of embarrassment
- Constantin
- Stupid Sexy Salvador
- One of Maria von Boehm's former lovers
- A cryptic conversation with a spirit who lives in an answering machine
- Love Seat
- The most evil villain of them all: Time Zones
- A defictionalized Alyssa plushie
- A kick to the dick from Samantha.
- The Very Bad Thing
- The Gamefreak Spy
- The time when Psychay was a thing
- Noir turning someone into a indignant chair
- Hot Wax
- Zeal's Eye Growing Back
- MGMT singing Rosepoint
- Lesbianism
- The Ghost Lord
- Munn's Robot Arms™
- Beedrills?
- Designer Superhero Costumes
- Joseph, guiltily swishing mouthwash
- Shipping Wars
- Sarah, drunk and miserable in the future
- Dank memes
- Slouch
- Jacob doing a hero pose all night
- Hikari's sexy pose!
- An archive binge of WAAPT
- The ever-present option to dance
- The Genderswap Amulet
- The Official Neo-Flare Chattr
- A chatroom ghost from days of old
- Bittersweet's iPhone
- Solana's Tendrils
- NAPOLEON
- Smoking Dog Treats
- MURDER
- Senshi's masculinity.
- Maria in a [Turkish] belly dancing outfit.
- The inevitable PC named Beri
- Spooky Scary Skeletons
- Aimless bumbling about
- An Arc that lasts for nearly a year
- General White
- The Silly Pidgey
- Auric Chains being used for bondage.
- The totally legitimate and legal dealings of the Al-Gala family business
- Everyone's favourite Cinnamon Roll
- Everyone's favourite Sinnamon Roll
- The Problematic Fave
- Stealth Rocks
- Spagposting
- Prewriting
- A Walkabout that took way longer to make than it should
- An expy of an expy
- Too many universes
- Having a bad time
- All the Disappeared Dads in the Amarin family
- Exceedingly creative uses for a violin bow
- Spoopy ghosty punkins
- A shockingly large collection of vinyls
- Banished to the ghost realm
- Intense power bottom
- Handmaiden
- Retired characters
- Samantha, in a snappy pantsuit
- Straw dying, again
- From Space With Love
- Shitposting for five hours
- A villain idly stalking the J-team on social media
- THE FANBASE
- Dual-wielding Desert Eagles in Gangsta Style.
- Constantin's racism
- Cool Clothes
- [PEPSI ANALOGUE]
- Tinpthed
- Excessive use of emoticons
- Those darn futurekids
- Being trapped in a Keystone for 1000 years
- Smashing your leg at work and getting no compensation
- Hot lava searing your ear off
- Levi's never-ending lust for fried food
- Trashing a Hoennese Hotel
- Verax's love affair with the Fates series
- Verax being anime trash
- An Overpowered Jukebox
Expansion Packs!
Black Card Expansions
- Get rid of your three worst cards! _ _ _
- Vierr having all four types of Aura is risky enough; having the power of _ would just be overpowered.
- Congratulations, newbie! Due to an accident, your character is responsible for _! How do you respond? _
- But it's said, the next day, at _'s home / _ had come... with a rose of their own!
- The newest thing Bittersweet is wasting her money on a commission of is _.
- *bwaCRASH!* There is now a Sneasel on _'s face.
- Mew "helped" _ by _
- _ took over Arceus' job for a day, we're doomed.
- "I am the _ guardian!" "_ quivers before them!"
- After the Battle of Two Champions, Jacob and Sarah ended the night with _.
- Cipher will come back in full force, their latest plan involving _.
- Dog Residue: _ left behind by a dog. Sells for 3G.
- _'s favorite thing is a warm _ from their mother.
- Marianne Heiden's newest plan to mess with her kids in general and Maria in particular involves _.
- From Space With Love 3: Starring _!
- A Glitch has assimilated with _.
White Card Expansions
- Jacob's srs face
- Echo's shockingly kinky and oddly specific fantasies
- A Purrloinsparce
- A J-Team meeting gone horribly wrong
- The Bagel Hour
- Tracer's Law
- The Greninja Squad
- Fancy hats
- Tackling someone to assert your dominance
- The Amarin twins, both wearing exceptionally tight skinny jeans
- Levi wearing Levi's
- The Chainsaw Death Scythe
- Oblivia Raikou's Pop-Tart addiction
- J-Con 2020
- Lina's left hook
- STRAYLOOOOOOR
- Ghost swords
- Unusually colored kidneys
- Time shenanigans
- Poor, poor Boatman
- The Creepy Shadow Plushie
- One of the thousand different Lilys
- Crocheting an Obscenity Shawl
- An entire pocket multiverse behind a magical mirror
- Lanie waiting to show up out of nowhere to prove she's not dead
- A giant Misdreavus inexplicably floating in the sky above Cipher's headquarters
- 50 feet tall Clay
- An overwhelming number of Eeveelutions
- The Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur
- Crochet's newest creations
- Taking a walk up north to the Cathedral
- Smorgs aboard
- FutureOS's latest upgrade
- Yet Another Fucking Glitch
- Wild_Sceptileδ♂_(lv30)
- Seish and Fuu's World Famous Bakery
- SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV
- A troubled but cute, tragic backstory latent family with a naming scheme
Individual Name White Card Decks
(All names without silly modifiers; does not include characters already listed in such a way in the base deck)
Author Avatars
(Characters that share their names with their writers. May not be PCs, or even directly based on their authors; sorted separately for the sake of versatility. Retired Author Avatars may be split off later.)
- Tagg
- Umbra
- Psyche
- Zeal
- Mezzo
- Dune
- Straw
- Crewe
- Verax
- DS
- Tangent
- Silent
- Tracer
- Gamer
- Meddler
- Jane
- Luke
- Pentigan
- Blitz
- Keys
- Rex
- OuRex
- Wolf
Authors
(Authors who do not share their names with their characters)
- Skyzerk
- Beri
- FullMoon
- Dogs
- everydunsparce
- Bittersweet
- Morpheus
- Sixth
- Herbert
- Quarter
- Bacon
- Crow
J-Team
(Human characters that stick around with the J-Team, primarily PCs that do not share their name with their authors)
- Deziree
- Solana
- Salvador
- Lina
- Ammy
- Arika
- Nico
- Robin
- Sarah
- Kieran
- Vierr
- Diane
- Skye
- Alyssa
- Teresa
- Lucius
- Lillianna
- Maggie
- Hajime
- Lanie
- Savannah
- Jacob
- Joseph
- Munn
- Samantha
- Mimmy
- Forte
- Pianis
- Fortis
- Noelle
- Ever
- Amanita
- Brie
- Elise
- Ren
- Sakura
- Lyuri
- Duke
- Hikari
- Bluebell
- Red
- Jason
- Maria Heiden
- Lane
- Linnéa and Ray
- Rose Jaide
Villains
(Characters known primarily for being villains)
- Deskman
- Bonfire
- Noir
- Coyote
- Echo
- Maria von Boehm
- Lex
- Odin
- Silvio
- Iulianus
- Boatman
- Penumbra
- Kirsten
- Alys
- Titan
- Deimos
- Aelia
- Allen
- Marcus Rothschild
- Liú
- Esprit
- Taylor
- Jenna Crescendo
- Lily Crescendo
- Mortimer
- Tokarev
- Lanius
- Napoleon
- The Wolf
- Paula Jaide
NPCs
(NPCs that do not fit into the "Villains" category)
- Doradan
- Ellen
- Levi
- Santiago
- Vyvyan
- Yvonne
- The Impossible Merchant
- The Gardener
- Jerald
- Dr. Cho
Pokémon
(Prominent or notorious Pokémon characters)
- Salamence the Altaria
- Muddy
- Doc
- Iron Marrow
- Shaka
- Snowman
- Mew Prime
- Starkeeper
- Chrome
- Sholto
- Gogie
- Ghostus
- Finn
- Sundancer
- Chum
- Connie
- Gui
- Regina
- Argentum
- Phlegethon
- Felis
- Sunny
- Lakitu
- Shadow
- Diesel
- Breeze
- Ephemera
- Letter
- Emperor
- MGMT
- Spectrum
- Teishi
- Kaminari
- Glendower
- Senshi
- Crash
- Shana
- Tyrio
- Enigma
- The Pseuteces
- The Floette Hive Mind
- Mako
- Scarlett
- Nightshade
- Morrigan
- Goggles