Kaylan (Self-Demonstrating)
For best results, read this in the voice of Greg Ayres as Koda Kouji from My Hero Academia.
Um... hello? Is anyone here...? I'm a bit hungry right now... does anybody here have marshmallows for me to eat?
O-oh! You're here! That's great... I could really use some food right now. I've been starving for ages... do you have any marshmallows? They're my favorite... so soft and squishy... maybe put it in a s'more; t-that'll make it even better...
...you don't have any?
Oh... that's a shame... I guess I'll have to call Kim and see if she can't get me any...
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Alright, Kim says she'll get me some. By the way... why are you here...?
Oh! I get it! You want to learn more about me, don't you? U-um... okay... I've never really done this before, but I'd be glad to introduce myself to you. I-I'm Kaylan. I'm Kimberly Bond's Grotle, and I'm the fourth Pokemon she caught on her adventure. It's really nice to meet you all... I hope we can become really great friends... s-so... yeah.
Should we... should we start?
Personality
Okay, so... to start with... I'm a Grotle, like I said. Which means that I like taking things slow. I'm a relatively relaxed and patient Pokemon. I-I'm not quite as relaxed as Joel is, of course... Joel's really mellow... but I still like to focus more on the here and now than focusing on the past. I can get pretty exciteable from time to time... especially regarding battles, o-or food, o-or singing. Though the singing thing kind of depends on the artist... Jimmy Buffett's where I feel the most confident. Anyways... if there's one thing that really gets me excited more than anything else, it's my favorite food in the world... MARSHMALLOWS!
I love marshmallows... they're like little fluffy clouds that I can eat... so yummy... s'mores are the best... marshmallows... and chocolate... and... O-oh! Sorry about that, I got distracted by marshmallows again... That happens a lot. I love marshmallows so much that usually it's the first thing I ask people. We were at Umbra's wedding and I bonded with this sweet and funny Hydreigon named Alduin... he seemed scary at first, but he liked marshmallows, too! We got along really well because of that. Of course, I don't just eat marshmallows. I like eating other foods, too... like gummy bears... and cheeseburgers... and apples... and applesauce... and chocolate... and a bunch of soft mushy foods that you don't need teeth to eat. Of course, sometimes my gluttony can get the best of me... in fact, that's how Kim and I first met. Back when I was just a Turtwig at Rowan's lab, I was having a wonderful dream about marshmallows and how fluffy they were... and in my dream I was eating all these marshmallows. I thought that Chimchar's tail was a marshmallow for some reason, and so I bit it... and it burnt my mouth. The Chimchar woke up and got mad at me for biting his tail, and I got mad at him for burning my mouth, and a misunderstanding happened... fortunately Paul was there to help Chimchar and I realize what was going on. Soon afterwards, Kim caught me and we've been friends ever since.
Now, what else can I tell you...? O-oh! Right! Um... I get really nervous sometimes. I'm a naturally shy Pokemon. I'm not as bad as Freddie is, but I can still get really nervous. Especially regarding singing. See, I-- I have a naturally soft and squeaky voice
