Peechee (Self-Demonstrating)

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For best results, read this in the voice of Mark Hamill as the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series-- Russian accent optional.

Translations of all Nadsat words in this page- save for the made-up words, which are in citations- can be found here: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:A_Clockwork_Orange.

Hello there, everybody! My eemya is Peechee; it's horrorshow to meet you! Can I interessovat you in this statey [1]? Sorry if you can't pony what I'm skazatting; I govoreet Nadsat and only Nadsat. I've done that ever since the day I was born! Don't worry, there's a translation page at the nachinatting of this statey, so you can find out what all the slovos I'm skazatting mean!

Horrorshow, most of them, anyways...

Anyways, let's get on with the info, shall we? Like I skazatted, I'm Peechee, and I'm Kimberly Bond's Kingler. I'm the thirteenth Pokemon she loveted on her pooty [2], and the eighth she loveted in the Galar region. Just warning you in advance before we nachinat: I can be a malenky... bezoomny, to govoreet the least. You'll viddy what I mean later.

For now, let's nachinat, shall we? On with the (horror)show!

Leechnest [3]

So, to nachinat with-- and like I skazatted before-- I govoreet entirely in Nadsat. If you don't mess what that is, it's the language from the Anthony Burgess roman [4] A Clockwork Orange-- one of my favorite romans in the world! In that way, Orwell and I are pretty similar-- in fact, we're horrorshow droogs with each other because of it. But like I skazatted before, I can be a bit... bezoomny. Especially when bitvas are involved...

I... KOPAT... BITVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS--!!

...oh, sorry. My sincerest appy-polly-loggies about that. For some reason, whenever I participate in, or even mess about, a Pokemon bitva, I can get really unclockwork. My rook nachinats shaking; my glazzies glow a bright red, and I nachinat creeching about how I am ittying to SHIVE SOMEONE'S GULLIVER OFF WITH MY OWN NOZH AND ENJOY ALL OF THE KROVVY AND KEESHKAS THAT FOLLOW--!!

...viddy what I mean now? Of course, I don't actually oobivat them, but I do kopat making them faint. And VRED. I KOPAT making them vred. But when I'm not in the heat of bitvas, I'm actually a really fun and sladky Pokemon. Definitely not the sladkvat, but still! I kopat peecheens [5]- in fact, I was eemyad after them! Do you mess what a peecheen is? It's a round veshch that you stick into a glass of moloko. Sometimes it has chocolate chips; sometimes it doesn't. I can even be sladky in my krovvythirsty mode-- the number-odin veshch that I govoreet all my droogs is TO NOT GIVE UP AND TO OOBIVAT THEIR OPPONENTS TO THE GROUND--!

I really hope this isn't like what sloochatted with Colton's Lucario...

Anyways... I can be sladky in other ways, too. There was odin time when Kim's pee-- DON'T SMECK, YOU MERZKY ORANGES! I CAN SLOOSH YOU AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE OOKOS!-- was mauled by a MERSKY KROOKODILE... AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO VRED HIS GULLIVER INTO THE GROUND SO THAT HE NEVER VIDDIED THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN! NOBODY SHOULD VRED SUCH A DOBBY ORANGE--! But... Orwell didn't seem to agree... he thought bitvas were venailing for some reason! That's silly! Bitvas aren't venailing, they're THE MOST HORRORSHOW VESHCH IN THE WORLD--! And I messed that if Orwell didn't learn how to bitva, he wouldn't be able to defend himself... so I decided to teach him how to bitva so he could overcome his pooglyness. I promised him a peecheen afterwards, and he did HORRORSHOW! He obbnarood [6] all these new moves he didn't even mess he had, and then he evolved into a Crawdaunt! It was absolutely ZAMMECHAT! And then after that I proceeded to OOBIVAT THAT MERZKY KROOKODILE WITH MY OWN NOZH and evolved into a Kingler in the process! And it was HORRORSHOW!

Oh yeah, and I also helped Dio too. He was in a bitva against Ian on New Year's Eve, and he dratted real horrorshow... but he lost. He was pretty sad about it... he messed that he was a failure... but he's not a failure! So I decided to itty over and hug him. Everybody was surprised for some reason, but I just wanted to help my droog. I love my droogs!

By the way, did you mess I could Gigantamax? It's true!

Also, my trainer Kim kopats writing leechnest files about her Pokemon each time she lovets odin. She made odin for me! Here it is!

"NEW POKEMON CAUGHT: PEECHEE THE KRABBY. LIKE ORWELL, HE IS A CRUSTACEAN-LIKE POKEMON WHO IS FLUENT IN A LANGUAGE THAT ORIGINATED FROM A DYSTOPIAN NOVEL- IN HIS CASE IT'S NADSAT. SOME OF IT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD VIA CONTEXT, BUT REGARDLESS OF THAT I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT IT WILL ANNOY REVER MUCH LIKE ORWELL'S USE OF NEWSPEAK HAS. PEECHEE IS NORMALLY GOOFY AND FUN-LOVING, AND LOVES COOKIES, BUT WHENEVER A BATTLE HAPPENS, HE BECOMES... RATHER BLOODTHIRSTY, IF I AM BEING HONEST. HIS CLAW STARTS SHAKING, HIS EYES TURN RED, HE STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT HOW HE WILL KILL THE OPPONENT WITH GUILLOTINE, AND HIS USE OF NADSAT INCREASES. I HOPE HE IS OKAY AND I HOPE THIS IS NOT A SITUATION LIKE REVER'S LUCARIO..."

I hope so too...

Detalis [7]

  • Met: Kim met me in the Flip Area when I was PREPPING TO OOBIVAT A MERZKY HATTERENE WHO WAS CARRYING A NOZH-- SO I DECIDED TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH MY OWN NOZH!
  • Sposob [8]: Hyper Cutter, which prevents other Pokemon from lowering my Attack. WHICH IS HORRORSHOW FOR ME! I NEED THAT ATTACK STAT AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE!
  • Favorite Move: GUILLOTINE, OF COURSE! YOU WANT TO VIDDY A NOZH?! HERE'S MY NOZH! YOU'LL ITTY DOWN IN ODIN TOLCHOCK! OOBIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT--!
  • Nature: Impish. For some reason. Ah, horrorshow. It's probably the most fitting anyways.
  • Characteristic: Quick-tempered. Yeah, that... that's fitting. DEFINITELY fitting...
  • Ball: A PokeBall, like all of Kim's mons. I wonder how she can govoreet them apart...
  • Evolves in: Like I skazatted before, I evolved when dratting THAT MERZKY KROOKODILE with Orwell. I evolved minootas after Orwell did; you can viddy the evolution here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12971269370a74820100&page=22781#569514. It's very boring.

Messed Moves

  • TypeNormal.gif: Guillotine
  • TypeSteel.gif: Metal Claw
  • TypeWater.gif: Bubble Beam

Melochi [9]

Here are some veshches you likely didn't know about me:

  • I was eemyad after a peecheen, of course! That's not a Nadsat slovo you can find in the roman-- I made that up. It's from the Russian slovo pechen'ye. The oranges call it a "cookie". Apparently Krabby and Kingler are in worldcasts, and they sound like they're skazatting "cookie cookie"... so does this mean all Kingler kopat peecheens?! Yay! Horrorshow~!
  • My favorite warbler is this orange eemyad Gene Kelly, and my favorite warbleshow of all time is this cine called "Singing in the Rain." Apparently "singing" is warbling. I kopat that warble because it appeared in the Clockwork Orange cine-- but the scene it appeared in is something that even my krovvythirsty side would be poogly by... DO NOT VIDDY IT!
    • (Seriously. Don't.)
  • My chat handle is krabsat, from the slovos "Krabby" and "Nadsat", and I haven't changed it-- not even after I evolved. Also my Hasslemon handle is unclockworkRakoobrazz [10], which the oranges say means "mentally unstable crustacean." I don't know what any of those slovos mean, but if they mean "unclockwork rakoobrazz", I agree!
  • So all of Kim's Pokemon got character theme warbles, and mine is, of course, "Singing in the Rain". That's my regular odin, at least. I have dva Broadway character theme warbles, and while I don't mess what Broadway is, I did slooshy to them. The first odin- for my regular mode- is "Human Stuff" from this show called The Little Mermaid, and the second is "Hell to Your Doorstep" from this other show called The Count of Monte Cristo. Apparently they were both romans before. I kopat them-- the first one is a fun goofy warble with a bunch of strange slovos in it, and the second IS ABOUT REVENGE, SNUFFING, AND SHIVING ORANGES WITH YOUR OWN NOZH-!!
  • Finally, I'm the first member of Kimberly Bond's team that can Gigantamax. As for how it sloochatted... horrorshow, let's just skazat I fell into a yahma that was glowing in this weird red light before Kim loveted me.

And that's it! That's everything you need to mess about me! Viddy you in the meantime, I'm ittying to kopat a yummy peecheen--

Wait... is that... IS THAT AN OPPONENT?! THEY HAVE A NOZH TOO, DO THEY?!

HORRORSHOW, WE'LL VIDDY HOW DOBBY YOUR NOZH IS WHEN IT FACES MY OWN! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR GULLIVER RAZREZZED OFF AND FOR YOU TO ITTY DOWN IN ODIN TOLCHOCK--!!

OOBIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT--!

Notes

  1. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "article"; from the Russian stat'ya.
  2. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "journey"; from the Russian "puteshestviye".
  3. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "personality"; from the Russian "lichnost'".
  4. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "book" or "novel"; from the Russian "Roman".
  5. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "cookies"; from the Russian "pechen'ye"; serves as the word Peechee was named for.
  6. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "discovered"; from the Russian "obnaruzhit'"
  7. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "details"; from the Russian "detali".
  8. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "ability"; from the Russian "sposobnost'".
  9. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "trivia"; from the Russian "melochi".
  10. ↑ Made up Nadsat word for "crustacean"; from the Russian "rakoobraznyy".
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