Difference between revisions of "Dio (Self-Demonstrating)"
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+ | Hey, guys! Wonder why you're all here... oh, I get it. You want to hear a bit of ROCK AND ROLL, don't you? Well, have I got good news for you-- you've found just the Pokemon! Which one do you want? AC/DC? KISS? DIO? That last one's my favorite-- they're who I'm named for, after all-- and-- | ||
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+ | ...OHHHHHH! They came here to see my page and find out more about me! Yeah, that more makes sense. Okay, then. In that case, I'm Dio. I'm [[Kimberly Bond]]'s Gliscor, and I'm the third Pokemon that she caught on her adventure. Nice to meet you! You think we can talk about rock music a bit more before we start this thing or-- okay, I get it. You want to learn more about me. Okay, then. Don't worry, though! We can still talk about ROCK AND ROLL later! IT IS AWESOME! | ||
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+ | == Personality == |
Revision as of 12:31, 2 April 2021
For best results, read this in the voice of Alex Brightman as Dewey Finn from the musical version of School of Rock. Well... either him or Jack Black, they're both fine.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--!
Hey, guys! Wonder why you're all here... oh, I get it. You want to hear a bit of ROCK AND ROLL, don't you? Well, have I got good news for you-- you've found just the Pokemon! Which one do you want? AC/DC? KISS? DIO? That last one's my favorite-- they're who I'm named for, after all-- and--
...what?
...what was that?
...OHHHHHH! They came here to see my page and find out more about me! Yeah, that more makes sense. Okay, then. In that case, I'm Dio. I'm Kimberly Bond's Gliscor, and I'm the third Pokemon that she caught on her adventure. Nice to meet you! You think we can talk about rock music a bit more before we start this thing or-- okay, I get it. You want to learn more about me. Okay, then. Don't worry, though! We can still talk about ROCK AND ROLL later! IT IS AWESOME!