Kaylan (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Greg Ayres as Koda Kouji from My Hero Academia.

Um... hello? Is anyone here...? I'm a bit hungry right now... does anybody here have marshmallows for me to eat?

O-oh! You're here! That's great... I could really use some food right now. I've been starving for ages... do you have any marshmallows? They're my favorite... so soft and squishy... maybe put it in a s'more; t-that'll make it even better...

...you don't have any?

Oh... that's a shame... I guess I'll have to call Kim and see if she can't get me any...

...

Alright, Kim says she'll get me some. By the way... why are you here...?

Oh! I get it! You want to learn more about me, don't you? U-um... okay... I've never really done this before, but I'd be glad to introduce myself to you. I-I'm Kaylan. I'm Kimberly Bond's Grotle, and I'm the fourth Pokemon she caught on her adventure. It's really nice to meet you all... I hope we can become really great friends... s-so... yeah.

Should we... should we start?

Personality

Okay, so... to start with... I'm a Grotle, like I said. Which means that I like taking things slow. I'm a relatively relaxed and patient Pokemon. I-I'm not quite as relaxed as Joel is, of course... Joel's really mellow... but I still like to focus more on the here and now than focusing on the past. I can get pretty exciteable from time to time... especially regarding battles, o-or food, o-or singing. Though the singing thing kind of depends on the artist... Jimmy Buffett's where I feel the most confident. Anyways... if there's one thing that really gets me excited more than anything else, it's my favorite food in the world... MARSHMALLOWS!

I love marshmallows... they're like little fluffy clouds that I can eat... so yummy... s'mores are the best... marshmallows... and chocolate... and... O-oh! Sorry about that, I got distracted by marshmallows again... That happens a lot. I love marshmallows so much that usually it's the first thing I ask people. We were at Umbra's wedding and I bonded with this sweet and funny Hydreigon named Alduin... he seemed scary at first, but he liked marshmallows, too! We got along really well because of that. Of course, I don't just eat marshmallows. I like eating other foods, too... like gummy bears... and cheeseburgers... and apples... and applesauce... and chocolate... and a bunch of soft mushy foods that you don't need teeth to eat. Of course, sometimes my gluttony can get the best of me... in fact, that's how Kim and I first met. Back when I was just a Turtwig at Rowan's lab, I was having a wonderful dream about marshmallows and how fluffy they were... and in my dream I was eating all these marshmallows. I thought that Chimchar's tail was a marshmallow for some reason, and so I bit it... and it burnt my mouth. The Chimchar woke up and got mad at me for biting his tail, and I got mad at him for burning my mouth, and a misunderstanding happened... fortunately Paul was there to help Chimchar and I realize what was going on. Soon afterwards, Kim caught me and we've been friends ever since.

Now, what else can I tell you...? O-oh! Right!

Um... I get really nervous sometimes. I'm a naturally shy Pokemon. I'm not as bad as Freddie is, but I can still get really nervous. Especially regarding singing. See, I-- I have a naturally soft and squeaky voice, so I get really worried that I won't project well enough, and... did I tell you about the Battle of the Bands? I don't think I told you about that... Anyways... normally I play the drums in Kim's band. It's called "New Dawn's Dreamers"... b-but anyways... yeah, I normally play the drums in it, except for one time when Kim picked me to sing "Don't Look Back in Anger". I was really nervous about how my voice would sound... especially since we were going up against Colton and his band Shadow Cast... I didn't know if Colton was going to like it or not. B-but I got up and did it anyways... and it turned out to be more fun than I expected! Kim still forfeited, though... but I have to give it to Shadow Cast. That cover they did of that one song... I think it was called "Jambalaya"? Yeah, that was really cool!

...wait, it's not called "Jambalaya"? T-then what is it called?

..."JAMBI"! That's it! I was close... I must have been distracted by food again...