Elton (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Tom Holland doing a thick Cockney accent. The Cockney accent itself will not be written out phonetically on this page, save for h-dropping and the occasional glottal stop, but it's about as thick as you can get minus the Cockney rhyming slang (which Elton very rarely uses).

'Ello...?

Freddie? Freddie, is that you? You di'n' run away again, didja? I 'ope not--

Oh...! You ain't Freddie! You're a new friend! 'Ello there, mate! Great to meetcha! My name's Elton. 'Ad me worried there for a sec, 'o'estly; I thought you were Freddie! But no, just a stranger. What are you doing out 'ere, by the way?

...you don't know yet? Oh, that's a shame.

...Oi! I know! 'Ow 'bout I introduce myself to ya in the meantime? It'll be really fun! I'll tell you about my personality, my battle style, Freddie; maybe we could play the Newspeak game together if you're really feeling up to it... what do ya say to that?

Alright~! That's what I like to 'ear!

Alrigh', first things first-- like I said before, I'm Elton. I'm Kimberly Bond's Cinderace, the sixth Pokemon she caught on 'er journey, and the first one she caught in Galar! It's nice to meetcha, chap!

Now where ta begin? We 'ave so much to talk about, and plenty of time to do it...

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