Kaylan (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Greg Ayres as Koda Kouji from My Hero Academia.

Um... hello? Is anyone here...? I'm a bit hungry right now... does anybody here have marshmallows for me to eat?

O-oh! You're here! That's great... I could really use some food right now. I've been starving for ages... do you have any marshmallows? They're my favorite... so soft and squishy... maybe put it in a s'more; t-that'll make it even better...

...you don't have any?

Oh... that's a shame... I guess I'll have to call Kim and see if she can't get me any...

...

Alright, Kim says she'll get me some. By the way... why are you here...?

Oh! I get it! You want to learn more about me, don't you? U-um... okay... I've never really done this before, but I'd be glad to introduce myself to you. I-I'm Kaylan. I'm Kimberly Bond's Grotle, and I'm the fourth Pokemon she caught on her adventure. It's really nice to meet you all... I hope we can become really great friends... s-so... yeah.

Should we... should we start?

Personality

Okay, so... to start with... I'm a Grotle, like I said. Which means that I like taking things slow. I'm a relatively relaxed and patient Pokemon. I-I'm not quite as relaxed as Joel is, of course... Joel's really mellow... but I still like to focus more on the here and now than focusing on the past. I can get pretty exciteable from time to time... especially regarding battles, o-or food, o-or singing. Though the singing thing kind of depends on the artist... Jimmy Buffett's where I feel the most confident. Anyways... if there's one thing that really gets me excited more than anything else, it's my favorite food in the world... MARSHMALLOWS!

I love marshmallows... they're like little fluffy clouds that I can eat... so yummy... s'mores are the best... marshmallows... and chocolate... and... O-oh! Sorry about that, I got distracted by marshmallows again... That happens a lot. I love marshmallows so much that usually it's the first thing I ask people. We were at Umbra's wedding and I bonded with this sweet and funny Hydreigon named Alduin... he seemed scary at first, but he liked marshmallows, too! We got along really well because of that. Of course, I don't just eat marshmallows. I like eating other foods, too... like gummy bears... and cheeseburgers... and apples... and applesauce... and chocolate... and a bunch of soft mushy foods that you don't need teeth to eat. Of course, sometimes my gluttony can get the best of me... in fact, that's how Kim and I first met. Back when I was just a Turtwig at Rowan's lab, I was having a wonderful dream about marshmallows and how fluffy they were... and in my dream I was eating all these marshmallows. I thought that Chimchar's tail was a marshmallow for some reason, and so I bit it... and it burnt my mouth. The Chimchar woke up and got mad at me for biting his tail, and I got mad at him for burning my mouth, and a misunderstanding happened... fortunately Paul was there to help Chimchar and I realize what was going on. Soon afterwards, Kim caught me and we've been friends ever since.

Now, what else can I tell you...? O-oh! Right!

Um... I get really nervous sometimes. I'm a naturally shy Pokemon. I'm not as bad as Freddie is, but I can still get really nervous. Especially regarding singing. See, I-- I have a naturally soft and squeaky voice, so I get really worried that I won't project well enough, and... did I tell you about the Battle of the Bands? I don't think I told you about that... Anyways... normally I play the drums in Kim's band. It's called "New Dawn's Dreamers"... b-but anyways... yeah, I normally play the drums in it, except for one time when Kim picked me to sing "Don't Look Back in Anger". I was really nervous about how my voice would sound... especially since we were going up against Colton and his band Shadow Cast... I didn't know if Colton was going to like it or not. B-but I got up and did it anyways... and it turned out to be more fun than I expected! Kim still forfeited, though... but I have to give it to Shadow Cast. That cover they did of that one song... I think it was called "Jambalaya"? Yeah, that was really cool!

...wait, it's not called "Jambalaya"? T-then what is it called?

..."JAMBI"! That's it! I was close... I must have been distracted by food again...

Anyways... there's another thing I'm nervous about... and that's conflict. E-except if somebody's hurting me or my friends, I don't really like conflict. T-the truth is... I hate seeing others in pain and I hate seeing other Pokemon get angry. One time Dio was really sad because he was thinking about his old Trainer... and so I comforted him... I still don't think I'm as good at comforting Pokemon as Geddy is, though. Geddy's really good at comforting other Pokemon.

O-one more thing before we go on... it may not seem like it, but I actually really like battling. I-it helps me to get stronger, a-and because I'm a Grotle I can avoid attacks easier... there was one time where Kim, Colton and I battled a Dynamax Abomasnow and I took it down with few Sunny Days and then a Max Steelspike... though to be fair Sunny did most of the work... I just wanted to help her. I also got to Dynamax for the first time ever, which was really cool. A-and then Kim used me against Nessa and I went up against Golisopod and I used Protect to shield myself from Golisopod's one chance at a supereffective hit. Those days were great... but nowadays it seems like Kim doesn't use me that much in battles recently... I did help her complete the Gym Challenge in Stow-on-Side, and I also helped my friends when their personalities got switched on April Fools' Day, but other than that... that's it so far. H-hopefully Kim uses me more and I get to do all sorts of really cool things...

Oh! A-and there's one last thing. Kim likes making these things called personality profiles, and they're pretty much exactly what they sound like. She catches a new Pokemon and then she writes about what they're like. She wrote one for me... do you want to see it...?

"NEW POKEMON: KAYLAN THE TURTWIG. DESPITE HIS GENTLE NATURE, HE WON'T HESITATE TO BATTLE IF HE FEELS SOMETHING IS UNJUST OR IF NECESSARY. BASED ON WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE LEARNED DIO'S STORY, HE CARES DEEPLY FOR OTHER POKEMON AND IS GENERALLY VERY KIND. HE HATES IT WHEN OTHER POKEMON ARE ANGRY AT ANYONE- UNLESS HE'S ANGRY AT THEM IN RETURN. ALSO, HE LOVES MARSHMALLOWS. THAT SEEMS PRETTY FUNNY TO ME, BUT IT'S KIND OF CUTE."

Awwww... thanks, Kim...

Details

• Met: Kim met me in Sandgem Town when I was a Turtwig. She got me from Professor Rowan's lab. I think I'm the only Pokemon she got from a lab...
• Ability: Overgrow. I-it raises the power of my Grass-type moves when my HP gets low... b-but I think you knew that already...
• Favorite Move: A tie between Protect and Leech Seed. I like the former because it allows me to shield myself from supereffective hits, and I like the latter because it allows me to regain my HP-- and also technically attack without really doing much of anything...
• Nature: Gentle. I-I'd say it's fitting... I'm a pretty patient Pokemon...
• Characteristic: Loves to eat. Um... you already know that... r-right?
• Ball: A simple Poke Ball, of course.
• Evolves in: I evolved during Kim's Hulbury Gym Battle when I was knocked to low HP and Overgrow started to kick in. Dalt evolved too... so that was really fun...

Known Moves

• Absorb, Razor Leaf, Leech Seed, Leaf Storm
• Protect
• Sunny Day
• Iron Tail

Trivia

Okay... so... here are a few more things you probably didn't know about me...

• I was named after this guy named Howard Kaylan, from this band called The Turtles. G-get it? B-because I'm a turtle Pokemon...? They wrote a song called "Happy Together", which I think you might have heard of... I certainly have heard of it, but they're not my favorite band in the world. O-or my favorite artist, for that matter. That goes to Jimmy Buffett. I really love listening to him... his music is so relaxing... a-anyways, I'm the only one of Kim's mons that was named after a musician where the musician I was named after doesn't match up with my favorite artist. So... so I guess that kind of makes me special?
• I have two chat handles, and they're both about marshmallows... of course. My non-Hasslemon handle is literally iheartmarshmallowz, and my Hasslemon handle is marshmallowLover (ML)... a-am I too obsessed?