Dio (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Alex Brightman as Dewey Finn from the musical version of School of Rock. Well... either him or Jack Black, they're both fine.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--!

Hey, guys! Wonder why you're all here... oh, I get it. You want to hear a bit of ROCK AND ROLL, don't you? Well, have I got good news for you-- you've found just the Pokemon! Which one do you want? AC/DC? KISS? DIO? That last one's my favorite-- they're who I'm named for, after all-- and--

...what?

...what was that?

...OHHHHHH! They came here to see my page and find out more about me! Yeah, that more makes sense. Okay, then. In that case, I'm Dio. I'm Kimberly Bond's Gliscor, and I'm the third Pokemon that she caught on her adventure. Nice to meet you! You think we can talk about rock music a bit more before we start this thing or-- okay, I get it. You want to learn more about me. Okay, then. Don't worry, though! We can still talk about ROCK AND ROLL later! IT IS AWESOME!

Personality

Alright~! Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

To start off with, I'm probably the most exciteable and emotional member of Kim's entire team. That's saying a lot, considering that she has Dalt, Peechee, and Elton, but Dalt and Elton aren't as LOUD as I am. Yep, if there's one thing I like, it's SCREAMING MY FACE OFF ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND EPIC EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS! If this were Hasslemon or another chat like that, I'd be typing in ALL-CAPS! Of course, I can get a little overexcited at times- though that might be a bit of an understatement- but I just have a huge lust for life and want to make everybody around me as happy as possible! Seriously, making people and Pokemon happy is kind of my whole schtick!

Huh. Maybe I am more like Elton than I thought...

Of course, if there's one thing in life I like as much as making others happy, it's ROCK AND ROLLL, BABY~! It ain't noise pollution, it's a way of life! AC/DC was absolutely right! I listen to so much rock music when I'm in my PokeBall that it's crazy! Matter of fact, I'm even in a rock band! It's called New Dawn's Dreamers, and Kim's the lead singer. I play the guitar in it, and when we got to participate in a Battle of the Bands, I was HYPED! And then we found out that our opponent was Colton's band Shadow Cast I was even MORE HYPED! And then when we performed "Freewill" I was EXTREEEEEEEEMELY HYPED! FREEWILL IS AWESOME! Of course, though, Shadow Cast's performance of "Jambi" was even more awesome. Seriously, Kamui! You have taste! I freaking LOVE Tool!

Surprisingly, though, there is something else I love even more than rock and roll music-- AND THAT'S BATTLING, BABY! I LOVE IT! Not only is it really fun, but it's a way for me to get stronger and prove myself to Kim. I haven't been used in an official Gym Battle or anything like that yet-- the closest I came was