Dio (Self-Demonstrating)

For best results, read this in the voice of Alex Brightman as Dewey Finn from the musical version of School of Rock. Well... either him or Jack Black, they're both fine.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--!

Hey, guys! Wonder why you're all here... oh, I get it. You want to hear a bit of ROCK AND ROLL, don't you? Well, have I got good news for you-- you've found just the Pokemon! Which one do you want? AC/DC? KISS? DIO? That last one's my favorite-- they're who I'm named for, after all-- and--

...what?

...what was that?

...OHHHHHH! They came here to see my page and find out more about me! Yeah, that more makes sense. Okay, then. In that case, I'm Dio. I'm Kimberly Bond's Gliscor, and I'm the third Pokemon that she caught on her adventure. Nice to meet you! You think we can talk about rock music a bit more before we start this thing or-- okay, I get it. You want to learn more about me. Okay, then. Don't worry, though! We can still talk about ROCK AND ROLL later! IT IS AWESOME!

Personality

Alright~! Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

To start off with, I'm probably the most exciteable and emotional member of Kim's entire team. That's saying a lot, considering that she has Dalt, Peechee, and Elton, but Dalt and Elton aren't as LOUD as I am. Yep, if there's one thing I like, it's SCREAMING MY FACE OFF ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND EPIC EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS! If this were Hasslemon or another chat like that, I'd be typing in ALL-CAPS! Of course, I can get a little overexcited at times- though that might be a bit of an understatement- but I just have a huge lust for life and want to make everybody around me as happy as possible! Seriously, making people and Pokemon happy is kind of my whole schtick!

Huh. Maybe I am more like Elton than I thought...

Of course, if there's one thing in life I like as much as making others happy, it's ROCK AND ROLLL, BABY~! It ain't noise pollution, it's a way of life! AC/DC was absolutely right! I listen to so much rock music when I'm in my PokeBall that it's crazy! Matter of fact, I'm even in a rock band! It's called New Dawn's Dreamers, and Kim's the lead singer. I play the guitar in it, and when we got to participate in a Battle of the Bands, I was HYPED! And then we found out that our opponent was Colton's band Shadow Cast I was even MORE HYPED! And then when we performed "Freewill" I was EXTREEEEEEEEMELY HYPED! FREEWILL IS AWESOME! Of course, though, Shadow Cast's performance of "Jambi" was even more awesome. Seriously, Kamui! You have taste! I freaking LOVE Tool!

Surprisingly, though, there is something else I love even more than rock and roll music-- AND THAT'S BATTLING, BABY! I LOVE IT! Not only is it really fun, but it's a way for me to get stronger and prove myself to Kim. I haven't been used in an official Gym Battle or anything like that yet-- the closest I came was when I was used in a New Year's Eve battle against Ian, and I relished every minute of it!...except when I lost. Yeah... losing battles feels really rough for me, and you'll see why in a bit. Anyways! Even though I haven't been used in an official battle, cheering on other Pokemon in battle makes me just as happy! Learning new moves for battle makes me just as happy, too-- but I don't like learning them via stuff like TMs or TRs. That would be too easy for me! Instead, I like learning them the old-fashioned way-- through hard work, practice, and determination. That's how I learned Dark Pulse from Pentigan's Zoroark... whose name is some weird symbol I don't know how to read. I think it was "Theta"? Yeah, that was it. Anyways, I really love Theta. He's nice-- and he knows a lot about Dark-type moves! Learning Dark Pulse helped me a lot in regards to my battling skills!...but I still can't fly very well.

And now... for the not-so-fun stuff.

Now... I have a lot of flaws. I have a bit of a rash streak, and sometimes do things without thinking; and I have a bit of a splotchy memory. But the biggest flaw I have... well... I- I don't know if you've noticed it, but... I have a scar going through my right eye. Now, you might think that scar looks really cool, and that's okay! I'll admit scars look cool!... but the story of how I got my scar is far from cool. See, before I met Kim I... I had an old Trainer, and... and he would gaslight me and abuse me for not being able to fly very well. I would constantly lose battles, and every time I did, he would tell me I was worthless and would never be able to do anything well. All this came to a head when he-- e-excuse me, I think I have something in my eye-- he slashed me across the face with a sharp knife, and told me I was insane for thinking that I would ever be a good battler. And... I kind of believed him for a few moments. I still kind of believe him. That's why I don't really take losses very well. I feel like if I lose a battle it just proves that my old Trainer was right about me and that it's my fault for losing.

BUT! That only makes me more determined to prove my worth to Kim! And someday, I'm going to find that old Trainer of mine and throw a steamroller on top of his head!

Sorry if that bummed you out a bit. It kind of bummed me out a bit, to be honest. Let's get back to the fun stuff before it gets too devastating... *sniff*

ANYWAYS!

I love the idea of really cool new things happening to me and my fellow Pokemon-- such as evolution, Dynamaxing or Gigantamaxing, learning a new move, or turning into a human. In fact, I can turn into a human, and both that and my evolution got me REALLY FREAKING HYPED when I saw what happened to me. Whenever that happens, I'll usually express that excitement with a rousing cry of "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--!"